No, Because You’ll Just Do It Behind My Back Like You’ve Done So Many Times Before So Now I’m Just

Your wife convinces men to forget their wedding vows

Ever since your wife became sexually exclusive to her boyfriend -- cutting you off completely from any kind of sex with her -- you've become dependent on masturbation for sexual release. However, even though your wife understands how aroused you get when she's out on a date, you know that she doesn't like you playing with yourself so much while she's with him -- but as much as you know you should do as she would like, you're simply unable to not touch yourself when you know she and her boyfriend are having sex. You are, though, a bit concerned now about what she might mean about "doing something" to stop you from masturbating.

Your wife told you that it was "just sex" and "just part of the job" -- and also told you never to drop by her office without checking with her first. But today you were in the neighborhood so you decided it would be OK to drop by and maybe take her to lunch. Your timing didn't work out -- and given the sounds you heard emanating from her boss's office, it's now clear to you that she REALLY likes this part of her job.