All these women who fake orgasms and endure painfully dull sex lives just to spare the feelings of men who don't deserve them...it's tragic.
While you chatted with your friends, your wife pulled him to a quiet corner of the bar. She had to kiss him and didn't care if she got caught.
More than anything.
You drove her to the hotel and helped your wife get ready for her first date in years. "He won't be able to resist you," you said reassuringly as she walked out the door.