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Diminishing Returns

As the three of you had drinks together, your wife pulled his hand onto her lap.

Based on a true story. She had been out with that guy several times before, but always when I was away on business trips. She always told me about her dates on the phone, but actually being home made it much more real for me, I was more nervous and more excited than I had ever been before. Actually, I think we both were. However, it all went great and I loved being home when she got back from her date.

I already have the paperwork ready!