Um Actually Scrub Daddy Is My Comfort Character And It Physically And Psychically Hurts Me To See You

Hey, worldbuilding idea concerning "what if magic, but it's a science": the more you learn about magic, the more obvious it is that we actually know fuck-all about it. Like a layman will say "ghostly forces are more sensitive to the haunting ghost's relatives due to the bond of bloodlines" with the same obvious confidence as "a rock falls to the ground because it's heavy", while students of the magical arts are baffled by these forces, along the lines of "fucking magnets, how do they work." Nobody knows how any of this actually works.

An ancient mage who is famed to be the most wise of all the ways of magic will sigh at another confusing dead end, admitting something like "in all levels except physical, the fae do not exist", and someone with only happenstance experience with the supernatural goes "what are you talking about, of course they exist, I've seen them", and the mage, exasperated, agrees. Yes, of course they do exist. But they shouldn't. And we don't know how that works.

imagine finding out what a BBL is through mumbo jumbo

quick sketch whilst i work on a bigger piece

this may mean nothing to no one other than me but AJ is to Shoot From The Hip what Matt Gray is to Technical Difficulties

schlatt takes mumbo on a boat date but crashes the boat 🤔

I legit want to write some short little Mumbo/Schlatt thing but I don't. I don't even know what it'd be about. senseless smut of course because that's fun but I mean what's the context. where are they at, where have they met. is it just Schlatt trying again to 'convince' Mumbo to get him onto Hermitcraft (as if Mumbo has control over that anyway)??

idk man

but I wanna do it

I have also considered doing Doc/Purplers because they gave me great vibes in that one video of Doc's. yet again I am forging new frontiers on AO3

did y'all know I'm the sole owner of Scar/Dream, Grian/Bad, and now Doc/Quackity?? turns out you can be the only person in a ship tag on AO3 if you come up with wacky nonsense no one else has reason to consider :D!

but Schlumbo.. I think we can make that a thing. I think that'd be fun

That DAMN video- THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY 😭🙏💥‼️ I have been manifesting this shit for 2 whole years ohhh my god, ITS REAL, LETS GOOO 🗣

This is not how i wanted my first mcyt post to go, BUT I LITERALLY EXPLODED FROM JOY WHEN I SAW THIS, like yall dont even know 💀 TRULY like, gods fucking gift for my birthday i swear

Give this man his cigar

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tom scott would be great on dirty laundry reblog if you agree

SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP swamp.

This isn't about whether you think it's likely that you'll die in this body of water; it's about which body of water you would give the right to take you.

For example, for me it's Lake Michigan.

Tag discussion encouraged of course

if u told me a week ago that mumbo jumbo would be teaching tommyinnit what a bbl was i would NOT believe u

i love cleo and etho so much they vibrate on the exact same frequency. like they're both really individualistic and they both act cute when threatened and they're both scary smart and also kind of mean and they both love bdubs and idk maybe they were meant for each other. did you ever think about that? do you ever think about how things would be different if cleo had been invited to mindcrack all those years ago? because I do.