That DAMN Video- THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY 😭🙏💥‼️ I Have Been Manifesting This Shit For

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

bro predicted it barely 2 years in advance damn

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE BROTHER I DID NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT !!!

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i love cleo and etho so much they vibrate on the exact same frequency. like they're both really individualistic and they both act cute when threatened and they're both scary smart and also kind of mean and they both love bdubs and idk maybe they were meant for each other. did you ever think about that? do you ever think about how things would be different if cleo had been invited to mindcrack all those years ago? because I do.

SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP swamp.

This isn't about whether you think it's likely that you'll die in this body of water; it's about which body of water you would give the right to take you.

For example, for me it's Lake Michigan.

Tag discussion encouraged of course

PLEASE

Guys I have a great alliance idea

tom scott would be great on dirty laundry reblog if you agree

just finished watching gravity falls for the first time and im so excited i could crawl out of my skin. time to spend the rest of the year obsessing over learning about every detail of the show and the arg and the books and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

About twenty years back, there was this weird transitional period after companies had figured out that harvesting their users' demographic information was a potential gold mine but before we lived in a hellish panopticon where any website operator could look up your IP address and know what you had for breakfast where some sites would try to get you to fill out, like, detailed demographic surveys before they'd let you access their stuff. Not just age, gender and geographic location, either – some of them would fish for employment status, marital status, brand preferences, even religious affiliation. A lot of folks I knew would just pick the first option in every dropdown, but my move was always to fill in the demographic information of the current Pope, at least as far as I was able to determine it (brand preference was always a tricky one). I like to think that, thanks to my efforts, their data sets are haunted to this day by a phantom pontiff.

for all the people who got into ttrpgs through things like critical role and dimension 20 and want to start playing themselves, I urge you strongly before you join full campaigns, to play in one shots, trust me they are a life saving stepping stool into learning how to play longer campaigns. I can understand wanting the longer narrative that full campaigns can offer but the skills that cannot be learned from watching others play (which trust me there are alot more than u think there are), can be learned at at least a basic level with shorter games and one shots, which have way less pressure and are much more suited to being a learning environment. Alot of people I know who just got into D&D recently think they can just jump into campaigns and it will be just like what they imagine and get disappointed and also overwhelmed by how much learning is required. One shots and shorter games help so much with just understanding improv, how a games mechanics works, and how to work with other people in telling a story while being a much smaller stakes activity. And I know alot of people are into TTRPGs for the long complex narratives but trust me even shorter plots can be complex and interesting and also I have to add REALLY funny because making stupid shit intrinsic to the world is alot easier when you dont have to uphold said stupid shit for many many sessions. And if u are like me you will come to love one shots just as much and sometimes even more than the much longer ones.