If You Are A Freak Just Work In Pathology. This Is The Secret. Just Get In Here The Pay Is Comparatively

Louis de Pointe du Lac. 

Alt Text: Two digital drawings of Louis from Interview With The Vampire.  The first features Louis looking towards the viewer.  He stands in front of an orange skyline.  His features are obscured by shadow.  The second Image is the same as the first but with a ‘glitch’.  Pieces of the picture are out of place or distorted, as if there was an issue with the film the picture was captured on. 

Bob Yeager

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to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

Sometimes when people on the Internet are like "ADULTS CAN NEVER INTERACT WITH MINORS IT'S CREEPY" I remember how, at 12, back in 1997, I was on the Witchvox forums with people ranging from me to people in at least their 50s, and no one there was ever a creep to me, no one ever made me feel uncomfortable or asked for my personal info, and when I finally broke down after a particularly brutal day of bullying at school and posted about it they were the first adults I'd ever met in my entire life who told me the bullies were the problem and it was okay to be angry about it.

Kids need to interact with adults who will listen to them.

they should invent a leaving your room that does not involve potentially running into any of your six roommates* who are all having various levels of beef with each other

I feel like the weirdest part is that I didn’t see people saying ‘I find Dukat’s sex crimes to be disgusting so he is repulsive to me. I do not want to fuck this man. pass.’ which would be entirely fair, imo. Instead it was like ‘ugh he was a shitty dad and evil’. which. I mean some of the great DILFs of all time fit that description

people who think like this also need to put those stick-on bird decals on their glass patio doors so they don't get bloody noses every day

Are the lungs not the place where you hold the breath of your soul?

soup recipes are incomplete without the human bone marrow