Everyone Needs A Work Gender And A Home Gender Actually If You Don't Do This You Can't Have A Work-life

Vintage 1960s Tolkien flair

Cover letter with the vampire

CV update with the vampire

Intake paperwork with the vampire

I think we are onto something

Round 1 Match 10

Mexican Mole Lizard weirdness: "LOOK AT THIS THING. It has legs in a family of completely legless creatures. It is neither a mole or a lizard yet is spiritually both at the same time. It is so long and so skinny."

Pelican Eel weirdness: "big mouthj"

i'm fascinated by a possible deeper meaning of the goncharov meme where years of fatigue and resentment for shitty fandom-bait blockbusters, support for martin scorsese following the attempts of marvel bootlickers to turn him into a bogeyman after he criticized them very accurately one time, the gradual reclamation of "film bro" cinema on this website (an effort led in my anecdotes primarily by trans mascs who get #gender from robert de niro), and years worth of blueprints for discourse and bickering over reducing artistically deep media to ship-bait have coalesced into this exact moment where we are basically desperate to manifest a brand new early-career marty movie into existence like a tulpa

maybe i’m just a cranky old sourpuss or maybe it’s the clinical depression talking but those facebook posts people make with like, “you’re doing great and i’m proud of you!” that kind of affirmation, don’t fucking work on me and they kind of piss me off. if someone were to say those words to me maybe i’d appreciate it, but just a post someone makes on their own feed where “you” is whoever happens to be reading it? it’s ludicrous to me that anyone would feel inspired or touched or have their heart warmed by this shotgun blast approach to daily affirmations or whatever. idk i’m having trouble putting it into words but it’s dumb. knock it off

Melanistic Maned Wolf

what if we pronounced testosterone like minestrone

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