Silly Game Time: A Mermaid And A Pirate Meet On A Pier For A Conversation By Moonlight (not A Full Moon

*thru tears* what if... i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn't cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you'd go "oh no!!" and you'd pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed

yelena: would you slap your best friend for $1000?

ava: i would slap walker for free

john, tearing up: i’m your best friend??

when I see my mutuals mutuals

“cool mutual I guess…” *walks away with a suspiciously New Mutual shaped lump in my throat*

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

Silly Game Time: I grant you the power to escape any unwanted interaction by use of a magic word. Whenever the word is spoken, you will disappear from your present location and reappear in the nearest public restroom that is at least 1/2 of a kilometer (or about 1/3 of a mile) away.

Which word will you use (keep in mind that the magic will activate whenever anybody or anything in your presence uses it)? And what will be the visual effect of your disappearance and reappearance?

Warrior and the effects would be that when I disappeared black smoke will surround on both sides of me then all of the sudden suck me into the darkness like a black and same thing for when I reappear except it pushes me out instead sucking me in.

JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU ARE VERY PRETTY 🫵

girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

seeing people's reaction to the new yelena clip makes me realize again how badly the mcu fucked up natsha's fighting style.

like, all black widows are literally suppossed to be olympic level gymnasts, acrobats and aerialists.

that's kinda their thing...

but the mcu decided to make natasha wrap her thighs around a man's head 24/7 instead of making her fighting style what it's suppossed to be: acrobatic, artistic and even kind of ballet inspired.

"B-b-but it's not realistic!!😖🥺😢 She has the super soldier serum!!" It's the mcu! there literally was a purple man, who wiped out 50% of the universe using pretty stones.

I think you guys can survive when a woman (who's been trained in acrobatics & gymnastics since she was a little girl) uses highly acrobatic/gymnastic skills in her fighting style. And it's still not confirmed whether or not the Widows have some sort of serum but it's realistic (at least for me) that after decades of training one can pull off such skills without a serum.