Invite Me To Your House And Let Me Look At All Your Trinkets And Collections. Please

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

I wish “block” worked in real life.

Silly Game Time: Who are some simian (monkey-like or ape-like) characters you like, and why?

They could be literal monkeys or apes, hybrids, shapeshifters, characters who wear monkey-themed clothes/costumes, or even just be a peopls who has a monkey/ape vibe in your opinion. They can be from any media (movies, shows, books, comics, games, etc.) (OCs count, too, if you like). All that matters is that they are somehow simian and you like them!

Some simians I like are the Emperor tamarin and the orangutans because they are so cute and I don't know I just like them A LOT.

thunderbolts* stuff cause they’re consuming my brain

DiNoSaUr!!!!

It’s Fossil Friday! Take a bite out of the weekend with Dilophosaurus wetherilli, a carnivorous dinosaur that lived some 194 million years ago during the Early Jurassic. This dino acquired its name, which means “double-crested reptile,” from the paired crests on its skull. They were possibly used for display. This specimen was found in 1942 at the Kayenta Formation in Tuba City, Arizona. You can see it in the Museum’s Hall of Saurischian Dinosaurs! 

Photo: © AMNH

this raising a kid shit is so easy

based on this lovely scene

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

I put one of these things in the wash and I'm fucking crying

The result ↓

(Don't worry too much, ten minutes with a hair dryer fluffed it back right up)

the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry

Silly Game Time: A mermaid and a pirate meet on a pier for a conversation by moonlight (not a full moon nor a crescent moon, but a gibbous moon--which is what it's called when the moon is between half and full) (the phase of the moon's probably not important to their conversation; I just like the term "gibbous moon" and think more people should know it).

Anyway! What do you think they're talking about?

Secret treasures.