Minho: You Into Cars?

Onew: Listen teens… there’s nothing “meme” about smoking cigarettes. It’s not “Netflix and chill” to take a drug. Fidget spin yourselves to church

Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

Jaemin: Has anyone ever told you you look like Choi Minho?

Lucas: No, they useually tell me I look like Yukhei

Jaemin: Who's that?

Lucas: Me, bitch

My emotions during Avengers Endgame

DEMY

Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so many self-identified Christians want to put him in office tells you pretty everything wrong with white American Christianity. 

Taemin: Onew, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Onew: The best revenge is by letting go and living well

Taemin:

Taemin: Key, how do I-

Key: Stab. Eliminate. Destroy.

Key: Hey, do we get vacation days?

Onew: Your job is vacation. From poverty.

Taemin: yeah I have impulse control, I control my impulses very well actually, by acting on them