Taemin: Onew, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?
Onew: The best revenge is by letting go and living well
Taemin:
Taemin: Key, how do I-
Key: Stab. Eliminate. Destroy.
Onew: The french have given us so many good things! Like French fries!
Jonghyun: French toast!
Taemin: Guillotines!
Key: French manicures!
Minho: Um, I think we should circle back to Taemin’s
Taemin, chucking bread at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.
The new gen of kpop stans haven’t heard Ring Ding Dong and it shows.
Key: damn the power went out
Taemin: don’t worry bro i got this!
Taemin, shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate:
Key: whAT-
Taemin: i swallowed a flashlight
Key, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-
The Taemin I know isn't fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. I once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Onew, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, "It's basically a smoothie."
Key
Jonghyun: you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it's not illegal
Kibum: and why would I want to do that?
Jonghyun: because it's not illegal??
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