"oh You Have An Allergy? Sorry I Harassed You For Being A Picky Eater, I Didn't Realize You Had A Valid

"oh you have an allergy? sorry I harassed you for being a picky eater, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a picky eater, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you have chronic pain? sorry I harassed you for being lazy, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a lazy person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're autistic? sorry I harassed you for being weird, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a weird person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're deaf? sorry I harassed you for ignoring me, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. you're just not actually a rude person, I still get to harass those people"

"man why does everything have to be a disorder now? I miss the old days when people would TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for being failures and it was socially exceptable for me to harass them, now I look like a jerk when I bully people for annoying me."

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"the four horsemen of the apocalypse" would be a beautiful name for a polycule

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1 year ago

Orange side thoughts

I think them and Logan should be besties

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yes sanders sides logan sanders orange side sanders sides fanart sanderssides orange sanders Logan needs someone on his side

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cryptidzatitagain

1 year ago

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

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1 year ago

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

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cryptidzatitagain

2 years ago

cermit.

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dog very dog like

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cryptidzatitagain

1 year ago

days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever

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how DARE.

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1 year ago

rat x rat intrulogical does anyone understand me. remus as a rat bc hes feral and bites and full of strangely intelligent mischeif. logan as a rat bc hes strangely smart despite being viewed as otherwise and loves puzzles and also fruit, probably.

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cryptidzatitagain

1 year ago

tip: You can write about the same character as many times as you want. Who's going to stop you? God?

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cryptidzatitagain

3 years ago

Here is a gif that is titled “Dan goes spinny spinny” that I finished a few days ago. This is of the Spooky!Lads AU created by @alittlesliceofcucumber which is amazing

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cryptidzatitagain

2 years ago

loudspeaker interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE

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yeah There is a reason I only go out every 43 years and exclusively at night AND THIS IS IT That and the people who keep making a big deal about it

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