Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai
Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward
(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)
MCD Dante (No last name) my beloved. I am so sorry about the MyStreet interpretation of you, you loyal loyal man.
Well time to open my equivalent of a Pandora’s box but hopefully there will be no plagues and flaws inside
Chaos will either bless me for my curiosity or rain down disappointment for my foolish yearning for caffeine
what’s the opposite of “i ship it”? i don’t mean anti-shipping i mean more along the lines of “this couple got together in canon and i want front rows seats to their future bloody bloody divorce“
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential
*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent
Puki tell us it's all gonna be fine
It always is, it always will be. We outlived the dinosaurs, we outlived that damned meteor, that damned ice age. Pompeii? Don't worry about it.
After that hug he will go to sleep of course
early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
I was the child of two of my OCs. I had to do my homework but got bored so I flew out the window to explore the town. I met up with Wilbur Soot and he told me to study for my religion test (which was weird since I actually had a religion test coming up, thanks Wilbur Soot).
Welcome to my domain, Cryptid's the name and I am here to stay. You can ask me stuff if you wish.
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