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Need a little help with writing

I am writing a short story that has to have 6 characters or less and I can't tell if this counts as a character

Context, the labyrinth in question in question is sentient in the sense that it can make decisions and simulations based on memories of the main character. Which it uses to make the main character briefly think that he escaped, thus causing the main conflict of the story

But it unable to have personal opinions and hold conversation outside of "I was made to keep you here, you must never leave" which is basically a prerecorded message.

While it does understand what that phrase means as in that it is the mission of the labyrinth, it is unable to ultimately understand the phrase as anything other than an objective. (like it sees it the same way a social media filter looks for a face, not how a human sees a face, does that make sense)

Though it might be important to note that the main character doesn't particularly think of the labyrinth as character or a setting and more a problem/conflict. But they only recently figured out that it has at least a basic form of sentience.

she got a scratch on her nose. very sad :(

Here is a gif that is titled “Dan goes spinny spinny” that I finished a few days ago. This is of the Spooky!Lads AU created by @alittlesliceofcucumber which is amazing

putting this in a separate post + even more silly battinson/corensupes stuff based off this post (and op’s tags)

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

(Via)

My favorite gag in The Disastrous Life of Saiki K, which is less of a gag and more of just part of the series, is that Kusou just never speaks aloud. No one ever comments that this bitch is scowling and never talking 24/7 even as they’re having conversations with him. He just beams his words right into their heads and whenever I think about it too long I start cracking up. That whore opens his mouth for coffee jelly and nothing else.

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*