You Know How Sharks Have Rows Of Teeth Stacked Like That?

you know how sharks have rows of teeth stacked like that?

well last night i dreamed i was growing extra toes in this fashion, 15 toes on each foot and counting. the upper toes were slightly swollen to act as a sort of cover, while the lower toes were smaller but well-formed (except that the nail beds refused to harden). the only issue was potential infection in the skin folds. It was grotesque, and yet i felt flush with power. i had just gone in search of biotin supplements and athlete's foot cream when to my dismay, i woke up...

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teeth tw body horror that image is just so satisfying to me somehow like in the way clothing can look satisfying and you want to wear it I want to wear the shark teeth but not like the necklesses like I want those teeth and not humanoid teeth I feel the same way with the teeth of eels like the ones that curve inwards to trap prey I think I just want to be a deep sea creature

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