Stiill Using Screen Shots Bc Why Not

cryptidgemstones - Skate Fast Eat Grass

Stiill using screen shots bc why not

In my last, post I talked about my headcanon for this NPC/ oc I'm calling Sour Cream Cookie. So, I'm making a part 2. Context, he's Clotted Cream's bio father.

So like I said in last Post, Sour Cream was saved after being lost at sea for 22 years by Captain Caviar. He was told of what was happening in Creme Republic.

So imagine with me, this guy, hearing that his OWN WIFE had to remarry to save his only child from a life of hardship, and not allow her to see them!!! He was furious, with a mix of guilt of not being there.

So Sour Cream goes home, amazed by everything he sees, since the Republic was a simple town when he left that refugees were still retreating to.He storms into the Lyceum, disrupting the meeting of the Elders.

Skit I thought of ( Inspired by @queen-rainy-love , check their stuff out!)

*In the Lyceum, the Council of Elder were having a meeting with Clotted Cream when the doors swings open*

??: * kicks the door open* *smiles* Anyone missed me??

The elders look on in shock and horror as the stranger walks in, covered in dirt and a bit caked up salt. His worn-out shoes leaving bits of mud as he walked around*

??: My my, things have really changed since I've been gone!! This once small township turns into a great and glorious Republic!! Sad I missed it!!

Sable: Ahh?? Who are you?

??: *chuckles, pushes up his broken glasses* Hehe, I guess my look has changed after a long time, hasn't it?"

Custard: *annoyed* This is a private meeting, you are allowed to be here!! Who sent you in ??

Captain Caviar: *Walks in, takes his seat* I did, sorry I'm late, had to check on one of my ships. And you may want to hear the guy out.

??: Thank you, Caviar. Now was I? Oh right. *bows* I am Sour Cream Cookie, the forgotten heir of House Scone.

Vanilla Sugar: This is preposterous!! Sour Cream cookie has been dead for years!

Sour Cream: I feel pretty alive to me. And Mulled, I appreciate you keeping my notes safe since I've gone. The airship you created is amazing!

Mulled Juice: I....

Clotted Cream: * a bit annoyed* Look sir, you've been in here long enough. I think it's time you leave- *is hugged by Sour Cream*

Sour Cream: *looks at him, shocked* My son.. Look at you.. all grown up.

Clotted Cream: I...Um...

Sour Cream: *lets go* Where is your mother? Where's Light Cream?

Clotted Cream: *confused* W-wait, how do you..?

Custard: *stands up* Guards!! Get this lunatic out of here!!

*two guards come out and begin to drag out Sour Cream on the Lyceum, when Light Cream runs in*

Light Cream: Wait!!! *crying* Sour Cream, is that you?

Sour Cream: *looks, shoves the guards off and hugs Light Cream* My love!!!

*Light Cream hugs him back, now sobbing. Sour Cream ran his fingers through her hair*

Light Cream: *sniffles* You're alive... You're truly alive...

Sour Cream: *smiles* I am, My love. I'm so sorry for being gone for so long..

*As the elders watch in shock, Clotted Cream walked over to the two reunited lovers. He was very confused. Who was this guy?*

Clotted Cream: Mother? How do you know him?

Light Cream: *smiles* Clotted... This is your father, Sour Cream Cookie.

More Posts from Cryptidgemstones and Others

3 years ago

Finally came back to tumblr after like.....idk how many years

Here's redvelvet cookie with cake hound 💕

Finally Came Back To Tumblr After Like.....idk How Many Years

Tags
3 years ago

This post was made by Kit Fisto

master plo deserves to be sluttier i think


Tags
2 years ago

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

3 years ago

Geonosians would probably sound like they're always autotuned if they ever spoke Galactic Basic/whatever the hell Star Wars English is.


Tags
3 years ago

shoutout to slow creators!

i know it can be disheartening to work so slowly when it seems like everyone around you works so fast and churns out great content left and right. i know it's easy to get frustrated with yourself for having to spend so much time on one thing and sometimes it's hard to stay motivated long enough to finish. but the things you make are so good, and taking lot of time on something isn't a bad thing. creation can be a very painstaking process, but the amount of love and care and effort and attention you pour into your work bleeds through. people can feel it. they appreciate it. they see how hard you try and they see how your thoughtful approach to creation affects the quality of the end product. speed is definitely a skill you can develop and chances are as you practice more and get more comfortable with things, you'll be able to work faster. but no matter what, the things you make are worth waiting for. keep creating! you are wonderful!


Tags
3 years ago

Dropping a brick on the post below

Dropping A Brick On The Post Below

hee hee

Dropping A Brick On The Post Below
3 years ago
Why Yes, I Do Like Diner.

Why yes, I do like diner.


Tags
3 years ago

I'll take 20

This Clickbait Is Literally SO Funny Because While I Get They Wanted It To Look Intimidating, That's

This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.

This Clickbait Is Literally SO Funny Because While I Get They Wanted It To Look Intimidating, That's

I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....

This Clickbait Is Literally SO Funny Because While I Get They Wanted It To Look Intimidating, That's

ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.

This Clickbait Is Literally SO Funny Because While I Get They Wanted It To Look Intimidating, That's

How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.


Tags
  • dwubbelnum-blog
    dwubbelnum-blog liked this · 1 year ago
  • danco110
    danco110 liked this · 1 year ago
  • crossiaunt
    crossiaunt liked this · 1 year ago
  • sweetheart-weeb-33
    sweetheart-weeb-33 liked this · 1 year ago
  • beanie2007
    beanie2007 liked this · 1 year ago
  • divininedeitymoonie
    divininedeitymoonie liked this · 1 year ago
  • misred-poetry
    misred-poetry liked this · 1 year ago
  • bwoof00
    bwoof00 liked this · 1 year ago
  • scarapanna
    scarapanna liked this · 1 year ago
  • x-vivern-x
    x-vivern-x liked this · 1 year ago
  • awildkelkinnie
    awildkelkinnie liked this · 1 year ago
  • pweenn
    pweenn liked this · 1 year ago
  • mintydeluxes-blog
    mintydeluxes-blog liked this · 1 year ago
  • sos-retreat
    sos-retreat liked this · 1 year ago
  • softer-marshes
    softer-marshes liked this · 2 years ago
  • kousaka-ayumu
    kousaka-ayumu liked this · 2 years ago
  • h31fd3ad
    h31fd3ad liked this · 2 years ago
  • potatohuman04
    potatohuman04 liked this · 2 years ago
  • vliveshere
    vliveshere liked this · 2 years ago
  • snailzie
    snailzie liked this · 2 years ago
  • syndromeblaze
    syndromeblaze liked this · 2 years ago
  • sleepyqweeb189
    sleepyqweeb189 liked this · 2 years ago
  • veruti
    veruti liked this · 2 years ago
  • psychicinfluencerpoetry
    psychicinfluencerpoetry liked this · 2 years ago
  • nothing-but-void-and-blood
    nothing-but-void-and-blood liked this · 2 years ago
  • unowtheunown
    unowtheunown liked this · 2 years ago
  • werdna213
    werdna213 liked this · 2 years ago
  • love-----bug
    love-----bug liked this · 2 years ago
  • quibbs126
    quibbs126 liked this · 2 years ago
  • cookie-jackass
    cookie-jackass reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • cookie-jackass
    cookie-jackass liked this · 2 years ago
  • imaginawls
    imaginawls reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • trash-goddess123
    trash-goddess123 reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • trash-goddess123
    trash-goddess123 liked this · 2 years ago
  • mabellyvolton
    mabellyvolton liked this · 2 years ago
  • n25chuuya
    n25chuuya liked this · 2 years ago
  • nightmyst14-blog
    nightmyst14-blog reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • queen-rainy-love
    queen-rainy-love reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • nightmyst14-blog
    nightmyst14-blog reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • pirusketches
    pirusketches liked this · 2 years ago
  • littlepukeko
    littlepukeko liked this · 2 years ago
  • kiibo0the0human0robot
    kiibo0the0human0robot liked this · 2 years ago
  • lycanthian
    lycanthian liked this · 2 years ago
  • faded-euphoria
    faded-euphoria liked this · 2 years ago
  • beatrixblog
    beatrixblog liked this · 2 years ago
  • i-thought-so-ima-say
    i-thought-so-ima-say liked this · 2 years ago
cryptidgemstones - Skate Fast Eat Grass
Skate Fast Eat Grass

Multifandom disaster | artist, writer and professional shitposter

192 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags