My Friend @planefood Got Sent To The Hospital Because He Laughed Too Hard At This Picture Of Opilia Bird

us right now:

quinta brunson winning an emmy, shane and ryan premiering ghost files and ned being kicked out of try guys all in a span of two weeks... what a time to be alive for people who were really into buzzfeed in like 2016

I've played so much love and deepspace that I dreamt I was sleeping in the same bed as Xavier.(⁠〒▽⁠ ⁠〒⁠) It wasn't a bad dream though.👀 (I didn't want to wake up.)

I am throwing up

Update: Ariel has removed "wife" from her insta bio

Update 2: Ned has been removed from the Try Guys

Update 3: Ned had released a statement

Update 4: Ariel has released a statement asking for privacy

I feel like my senior year is going to be my breaking point.💀

OF COURSE THE FUCKASS TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT PREDICTION HAD TO BE RIGHT!!!

MICHAEL ROMANCE!!! WHEN I CATCH YOU MICHAEL ROMANCE!!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!

PAPER KINGDOM REAL?!! WAS MY PREDICTION RIGHT?!??!

I'M GOING TO LOSE IT IF THIS IS APAPER KINGDOM ANNOUNCEMENT!!! I LITERALLY DESIGNED A FAN COVER LAST MONTH IN MY GRAPHIC DESIGN CLASS!!!!

But then again, this could also be a teaser for some sort of danger days anniversary project. (Since the anniversary is in November.) Orrrr, if I want to be delusional and wishful, then it could be confirmation that my album prediction from 2022 was right!!(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

My album prediction: I think MCR5 is going to be an album full of studio versions of the unreleased songs. (ex:bury me in black, sister to sleep.) Or MCR5 is an official release of paper kingdom. Both of these predictions are (VERY) wishful thinking. But, five of my reunion tour predictions were right, so who knows.(⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

My reunion tour predictions were:

1) Gerard Way wears a pumpkin costume

2) Gerard Way wears a ghost costume

3) Gerard Way wears a vampire costume

(A lot of these were costume predictions)

4) MCR plays bury me in black live (This one was a shot in the dark but. They did!)

5) MCR plays sister to sleep live (This was another shot in the dark but it had me freaking out when I saw the videos on mcrtwt.)

6) Drowning lessons live (never happened because of the curse obvi)

7) Tour documentary (I came up with this one after I noticed that a specific set of the LA shows were album setlists. So my thought process was: record album setlists -> use footage for tour documentary.) This one is probably more(?) realistic since I don't think MCR5 is going to be announced anytime soon. I mean, foundations of decay literally came out on a random Thursday.

Update: SOMEONE TAKE AWAY MY PHONE PRIVILEGES BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS COULD ALSO BE A CRYPTIC MECH OR TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!!😭 (They just did wwyfest so tour announcement couldn't be that far of a prediction.)

Me and who?

Goth Girl & The Monster

Me when I'm watching a kids show and the animation suddenly gets really smooth:

funny looking british people

swiftly entering a fully devoted Miguel era again🩶 (I never left)