The Tumblr Experience™ December 2022
Berdly and Magolor are the same guy with varying levels of pathetic-ness and they NEED to hang out
Training with the crew.
With the Meta-Knights being skilled with such a diverse set of weapons, Meta Knight would definitely know a thing or two about them.
Animals of the Apocalypse
I rate the textures of kirby chracters in base if i think they are edible or not
Kirby
Soft, baby like skin, very nice to the touch
Edible meter: 10/10, probably feels like a bubble gum
Meta knight
To many scars, still soft tho
Edible meter: 8/10, the scars prob make it feel weird but yet still very edible
King dedede
Feathers, to many of them, feels like a plushie tho
Edible meter: 2/10, the feathers have alot of the fault, nice to touch not to eat
Bandee
I hc that waddle dees have very short and thin fur, like pitbulls and such, yet still nice
Edible meter: 7/10, the fur will be kinda annoying but yet still very edible
Elfilin
Fur, to much of it, yuck
Edible meter: 2/10, it prolly feels like licking a cat, no
Galacta knight
Same shit as meta knight but worse
Edible meter: 5/10, they have too many scars, like too many, probably still very edible tho
Morpho
I literally can't even touch it, it's literally translucent, how am i-
Edible meter: ??/10, couldn't even touch it at all
Morpho night
Prolly feels smooth, like kirby, not scars at all somehow
Edible meter: 10/10, if it doesn't eat my soul first it might be a good dessert, it prolly taste like honey or nectar ar idk how butterflys taste like lol
Dark meta knight
Has even more scars than meta knight somehow, it really can't feel good
Edible meter: 1/10, bad texture, no
Dark matter
Don't put ur mouth close to those things-
Edible meter: -1/10, if it doesn't posses u it will kill you bc they are poisonous as hell fr
they non-binary, nice 👌
Gijinka - Morpho Knight
Your friendly neighborhood Angel of Death™
When they’re not violently harvesting the souls of the damned, they’re actually pretty chill
Has no friends, but doesn’t mind. They enjoy people in and of themselves
Loves music~
Tells lies just for the hell of it
Feeds on the emotional energy of others, but shows very little of their own
Equally likely to help or harm you in almost any given situation
Power level = ???
It’s generally assumed the universe will come to an end as soon as they get bored with it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Seriously, don’t fight them
jack/slick as the demi-fiend. this is not a request, this is just an errant thought that came to mind.
WAR BROKE OUT IN SKAIA
Screenshotsofdespair: Assorted Kamen Rider Edition
September by Earth, Wind, and Fire, but it’s actually the windy, chilly 21st of September. Your friend is eating a crisp apple beside you on your back porch. Your neighbor is mowing the lawn. This is the kind of day that makes you wish it could be autumn year-round.
Requested by @yamslam <3 I hope you like it!!