Listen, The “lottie Isn’t Callie/wilderness Baby’s Stepdad, Shes The Dad Who Stepped Up” Jokes

i feel like i need a content warning for dumb/bitchy/whiny/etc (fanon.....) sirius

prongsfoot and their homoerotic on-pitch antics

If Sirius and James were girls, they’d be shagging all the time and James would still think they were just friends

:)

the first house

marauders fandom hating dumbledoor but loving barty has always confused me

Being in the marauders fandom and also being a dumbledore fan is interesting sometimes

Like I UNDERSTAND why people hate him I really do but I just can't unsee him from being this eccentric grandpa who loves sherbert lemons and wooly socks, has twinkling eyes and a secret tragic gay past

i can't get over ianthe trying to convince gideon how fucking little she means to harrow by comparing her to corona; that harrow never loved her bc she didn't want to remember her and ianthe herself would never let go of anything coronabeth. love is a revenant; you keep strands of hair and envelopes and a note that says good morning. because you can't help it.

and then we get fucking hit by magnus telling harrow that her burying gideon in her mind is her keeping gideon's things like a lover keeping old notes. that she's stuffed her away in a drawer she can't look at, that her keeping gideon like that is her version of keeping that ripped-up dance card. and it's so cruel for harrow to hear that abigail has to speak up and try to hold him back.

I fucking hate the "James hates Sirius after the prank" trope. I'm sorry but there's NOTHING Sirius could do that would make James hate him. James would probably kiss Sirius and praise his great prank idea. These two will never abandon each other and that's it.

i am so in love with taissa turner, she’s actually the realest yellowjacket

mean femmes FTW

can i propose no-bow-nery

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose