Look At The Time Stamp

crazy that only virgins can drink olive oil. or whatever

DON’T YOU REALIZE OUR BODIES COULD FALL APART AT ANY SECOND?

how it feels opening tumblr recently

this is the only tik tok that matters

*planning my first family disneyland trip*

Family: who's your favorite Disney character so we can put them on our shirts?

Me:

i’m just over here like love isn’t a pyramid where romance is at the top and friendship is at the bottom…. it’s a soup…. different ingredients but all delicious and necessary for a truly fulfilling meal… 

#ASMO: MC and I are the main characters, which means we are love interests! You boys are the homosexual supporting cast.

When the heroes are not in the camp

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health