I’m Just Over Here Like Love Isn’t A Pyramid Where Romance Is At The Top And Friendship Is At The

its a problem

Tobacco propaganda worked so well on me, I think smoking is so hot. This is easily one of the top 7 most cringe things I find sexy, just totally manufactured by some dipshit Marlboro ad exec in a dipshit lab somewhere. My only saving grace is that abs do nothing for me

*planning my first family disneyland trip*

Family: who's your favorite Disney character so we can put them on our shirts?

Me:

GET HIS ASS!!!

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"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

pagan beltane!!! april is universal celebrating month i suppose

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

It's not about you or me, its about what we could be together

I made more twst trash