Happy 3 Oct 11!

T h em,,,

but just imagine poe waking up in the middle of the night be he’s feeling super warm only to discover it’s because finn has snuck into his bed to spoon him and then rey snuck in to spoon finn and now poe is the tiniest spoon in all of spoon land and he has to stuff his fist in his mouth for a bit bc these nerds are the best most adorable thing that’s ever happened to him

Alternate Titles

Ex-Wives: Hear that Henry? That’s the sound of retribution, and retribution done well

No Way: Catherine of Aragon has had enough of your sh-

Don’t Lose Ur Head: Anne Boleyn has no filter and the best lines

Heart of Stone: Don’t sleep on Jane Seymour or her whistle notes or you’ll be beheaded

Haus of Holbein: bWABWABWABWAAAAAAA (Alt. German Bierhaus Rave)

Get Down: Anna of Cleves displays her Thanos-Tier BDE for 4 minutes and 14 seconds

All You Wanna Do: The complete eradication of Katherine Howard’s happiness, innocence, and dreams

I Don’t Need Your Love: Catherine Parr is a Strong, Independent Woman who Don’t Need No Man (Except Thomas)

Six: Historical fanfiction fanfiction

@ayrbee on Twitter

I love puddle slimes so much you don’t even know-

b a b y

If you are wondering how deep in the sauce I am about my rewrite I have plushies of these two now they can kiss in plush

anyone who makes nsfw of the child robots will be killed on sight

2ps headcannons/oh hai hetalia post in 2019

2p America

His name is Theodore Allen Jones, but goes by his middle name because his first name was given by 2p England

Basically America but calmer and angrier with sadistic tendencies, but still a decent person

Sounds either like Edward Norton, Alfred but deeper, or this dude

Representative of Native America

Also was the union in the civil war

Has very sharp canines instead of a missing tooth

Hated by 2p England because of his red eyes

Was friends with Alfred, they met while England was settling Jamestown.

Still technically are friends

(Although can also be in a relationship, it can be either way)

Was a greaser

Fought in Vietnam

The smartest out of all the 2ps, holds a weapon on him (modern American stereotypes)

Has a son like relationship with Lincoln, since Alfred had a family like relationship with George

2p Canada

His voice sounds like a whiny teenager

Spoiled by 2p England

Very religious

Secretly wishes he was nicer to Allen when they were younger

He’s basically a spoiled teenager/‘the favorite child’

Tries to be a better person nowadays

2p England

tHIS guy.

Hates witchcraft, believes Allen was a bad omen

Represents imperial England

HUGe superiority complex, but acts so nice,

One redeeming quality is his devotion to the royal family, wishes his family could be like them.

Took care of most of the royal children,

Tries his best to be friends with Arthur, since he thinks he’s nice to be around

what they don’t tell you about writing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Star Wars Episode IX, or How Poe Dameron Single-handedly  Ended Ship Wars Forever

Poe: Finn, I’m so glad you’re alive! I have to tell you something. I’m in love with you.

Finn: P-Poe, that’s… I’m flattered, but…

Poe: Oh, shit, I misread–I thought you liked me, I’m sorry…

Finn: No, I mean yes, I mean–I do like you! It’s just, you know Rose, right? Well, she said she loves me too. It was kind of sudden, but we’ve really connected, and we have a lot of fun together and…

Poe: Hey buddy, it’s no problem.

Finn: Really?

Poe: Sure! You can date Rose too.

Finn: …Too?

Poe: Yeah! I’m sure Rose won’t mind. Hey, Rose?

Rose: What?

Poe: If Finn and I were a thing you’d be cool with that, right?

Rose: Yes! Oh my God you guys would be so cute!

Poe: *kisses Finn*

Finn: Wow.

Poe: Are you happy?

Finn: Yeah! Very much. I mean, there’s only one thing…

Poe: What?

Finn: Well… I kinda have this thing for Rey too… I mean, she’s my best friend and we’ve been through so much together, I can’t help but wonder…

Poe: That’s brilliant. Have you told her how you feel?

Finn: Not yet.

Rose: You should ask her out!

Finn: Well I would, but ever since Kylo Ren joined the Resistance she’s been spending all her free time with him.

Poe: Aw man, I’m sorry. Are you jealous?

Finn: Not really… I mean, I get what he’s going through. Leaving the First Order is hard, I’m glad he has Rey to help him cope. He always seemed so lonely and sad and brooding…

Poe: *smirks* I get it. You want him too.

Finn: W-WHAT, no I don’t, I mean, he’s… the things he’s done… just because I’m sympathetic doesn’t mean I…

Poe: Hey, no judgement. He’s hot.

Rose: Yeah, there’s a reason why they call him Ben Swolo. My friend Matt said he has an eight pack.

Finn: I don’t see what this has to do with anyth…

Rose: *whispers* Rey confirmed it.

Poe: Listen, I have an idea. Why don’t we get dinner together one of these days? All five of us. You know, to get to know one another. *waggles eyebrows*

Finn: Uh, I… okay. I’ll ask Rey and Kylo when I see them. *looks around* Where are they anyway?

Ben/Rey: Hi! Sorry we haven’t been around. We were out on a super secret mission. But guess what? We did it! We captured General Hux!

Finn: WHAT.

Rose: That’s awesome, how did you do it?

Rey: We used Ben as bait.

Poe: *rubs hands* So now we have General Hux, too? INTERESTING.

“oh hey i got you a necklace”

“um lame do you see the size of the bling i already have on”