I Feel Like There Should Be More M!Natasha Romanoff Fics Cuz Idk Why, I Think It’d Be Interesting

Date Night.

I remember when I pranked the hetalia fandom for all of two days by pretending to be george devalier and writing a shitpost fanfiction (“Land of Hope and Glory”) where I just copy-pasted inspirational quotes and write down stuff and hopes to God some guy would take it seriously and quote it

There was one post about me that was awesome

Either way if people fell for it and are mad at me I am legit sorry because I realize how big it must’ve been.

I’d like a flower 🌹🌷💐

ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A FLOWER BASED ON THEIR BLOG!

I’m bored and everyone deserves a pretty flower!

IMPROMPTU VALENTINES DAY PLUSH KANAZERO SEMI-MEME POST HAPPY VALENTINES EVERYONE TO I DO HAVE A WIP OF THEM

Sad but true lol. MBTI is not the final word on anything.

Vampire Knight Rewritten Tiiimeliiine baybeeee!!

1100:

Kaname is born in what will later be England.

1120:

Kaname is bitten and after committing a massacre of people, escapes to a ship and tries to sleep forever.

1637:

Kaname wakes up in Japan, eats the people who find him, walks into the sun to try and die. It does not work.

1643:

Kaname meets the “Hooded Lady”, Tani Kuran, a fellow vampire who wears a Japanese wedding dress half the time. She gives Kaname the name Kaname since Kaname forgot his original name (Cain I.) and he takes her surname, Kuran. They fall in love (very weird codependent love) and have a son named Christopher/“Krist” (he’s dead).

1646

After the Hooded Lady attempts to kill the current vampires in charge to stop infecting Japan and influenced Kaname to join. While Kaname is fighting with the leader, Tani steps in between the two to protect him. This allows Kaname to kill his opponent but, in doing so, he unintentionally impales Tani also. Tani tells him she might’ve done this on purpose.

Kaname burns the rest of the current council down but decides to seize control in their place before leaving Japan, thus leaving Vampires having no power there.

Though this is throughout time nearly all of Kaname’s descendants inbreed and die, except for Juri and Rido.

1761:

The dhampir and future revered vampire hunter Kaien Cross is born in a British colony (he’s Irish).

1779:

Kaien throws a rock at Kaname’s head in anger at the bourgeoise. This causes the two to meet.

2002:

Yuki Cross/Kuran is born.

2003:

Zero Kiryu is born.

2004:

Ichiru Kiryu is born.

2005:

Emi Yagari is born.

2007:

Juri Kuran-Tomita, Kazuya Tomita (Juri’s husband and Yuki’s father), and Rido Kuran are killed. Yuki is turned into an amnesiac pseudo-human and taken in by Kaname before being given to and adopted by Kaien.

2014:

Toga Yagari (33 years old) mercy kills his wife Babette after she’s bitten and turned, she begs him to kill her before she goes berserk.

Emi is nine when her father comes home and frustratedly says her mother isn’t ever coming back because she is dead.

Toga would later lose his left eye a few months later.

2015:

Ichiru is bitten and conceals this using illusions.

Zero and Ichiru’s parents are killed in an orchestrated killing by Ichiru and Shizuka Hio. Zero is bitten. They are taken in by Kaien after Kaien saves them from dying and kills Shizuka.

2021:

Part one begins.

Late 2021:

Ichiru Kiryuu kills Kaien Cross. Vampires are exposed to humanity.

Zero gives up half his humanity to evade execution with the help of Kaname.

2022:

Society collapses. The world goes to shit after vampires are revealed, The Council only does stuff that will get them more power. America and Russia nuke each other, Japan closes itself off, groups of humans live in underground colonies, the sky is permanently grey so vampires aren’t affected by the sun. The Japanese military splits off and joins either the Hunters or the Catholic faction known as the Templars.

Zero fights Kaito Takamiya and leaves Kaito behind with a magazine of silvers. (A Light Novel I planned)

2023:

Part 2 begins.

Zero saves Emi from a club in which she is a sacrifice. Though Emi kills the other half of the club.

Zero, Emi Yagari, Toga Yagari, Kaname Kuran, Hanabusa Aido, Ruka + Akatsuki Souen, and the hunter army kill the council and dismantle the council’s reign.

Zero and Ichiru fight each other while Kaname kills any remaining councilmen. Ichiru dies. Immediately after, Zero is speared by Yuki and Kaname sees Zero’s body before killing Yuki, his final descendant, in vengeance.

Kaname blows up Cross Academy, and he almost dies. Albeit Kaname is given Yuki’s heart so he is comatose.

Emi Yagari resurrects Zero Kiryu with help of Toga Yagari by getting his metabolic processes back on with magic, which takes weeks.

A day or a few hours after Emi Yagari resurrects Zero with help from her father, The Templars nearly kill her for this as this would make her equal to or above God/Jesus. Aido quickly diverts their attention to “other pressing matters”.

Kaname wakes a week later without his memory.

Yuki Cross is dead. Ichiru Kiryu is dead.

2024

Part 3/Post-Series

5 months after, Zero wakes up.

Emi has become Cross Academy’s headmistress, though she’s more of a “Mockingjay” situation.

Cross Academy is rebuilding.

Kaname Kuran’s memories are brought back by Zero Kiryu.

Kaname attempts to starve himself for a week out of just wanting his life over. Zero finds him.

Kaname and Zero get together after a whole deal of Kaname being pissed off zero brought him back but then Zero isn’t taking his shit and then they have say gex in the abandoned apartment and dam now they are boyfriends and the series goes on as weird slices of life.

Also some American soldiers come in lol wonder what’ll happen there (a lot)

2040

Emi has her son Mei. The father is unknown.

2046

Kaname and Zero get married.

Finn: I've figured out why you're such a jerk. You have updog.

Kylo: What's updog?

Finn *yelling*: Rey! Poe! , get in here! I told you I could do it!

Found this at the thrift shop in the community center.

They are in fact pretty minor characters but Yuki’s Parents/One of Kaname’s last descendants (that I drew a while ago) + Rido (The the other one of Kaname’s last descendants and Kaname’s least favorite descendant). Rido’s dead before the series begins, because he’s the vampire that attacks Yuki. So that’s why Shiki sadly doesn’t exist here. Juri was fun to design because I like to draw horrific scarred deformed stuff half the time. Kazuya is literally the most normal man in the series and is kind of reasonably annoyed and afraid of the supernatural interference (Kaname threatening him every minute) but eh what have you.

For Rido I can’t tell whether I yassified or de-yaasified him. One blue eye from the spell that got rid of his deformities. He’s a dude who’s got this very charming, nice and sweet personality (save for hedonistic guy who doesn’t know how satansim works and enjoys blood sacrifices) he’s a fun unhinged kinda guy (“AYYYYYEEEE ITS UNCLE RIDOOOOOOOO”) who’d be Gary Oldman’s Sid Vicious if Sid Vicious was,, actually nice and didn’t abuse women or kill dead animals. “yeah I committed murder multiple times ain’t I cool?” And is crazy because of the inbreeding stuff basically. Dresses like how he thinks Black Sabbath dresses. Bcz he’s a fuckin punk. He’d be great to be around if he wasn’t. Obsessed with getting Alabama ass.

If you can’t tell I have a wholeass light novel outline for these 3 tbh. I have entire light novels planned man. I love being lost in the sauce