Finn: I've Figured Out Why You're Such A Jerk. You Have Updog.

Us (2019) directed by Jordan Peele

Henry: so you created this monster

Victor: yes

Henry: after years of work

Victor: correct

Henry: so it must mean a lot to you right

Victor:

It can happen to anybody,,

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Tw blood//fake body

Here lies everything

The world I wanted at my feet

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Kaname has a shitty…I’d guess this would take place at 2 AM tbh. Either way he’s finally breaking after 923 years of seeing everyone he loves and his family die.

Kaname occasionally calls Zero “coney” because that means “rabbit” in old/middle English. Zero is called a rabbit half the time and a dog the other half but he tolerates rabbit and has no clue what Kaname means so he just lets it happen

Alternate Titles

Ex-Wives: Hear that Henry? That’s the sound of retribution, and retribution done well

No Way: Catherine of Aragon has had enough of your sh-

Don’t Lose Ur Head: Anne Boleyn has no filter and the best lines

Heart of Stone: Don’t sleep on Jane Seymour or her whistle notes or you’ll be beheaded

Haus of Holbein: bWABWABWABWAAAAAAA (Alt. German Bierhaus Rave)

Get Down: Anna of Cleves displays her Thanos-Tier BDE for 4 minutes and 14 seconds

All You Wanna Do: The complete eradication of Katherine Howard’s happiness, innocence, and dreams

I Don’t Need Your Love: Catherine Parr is a Strong, Independent Woman who Don’t Need No Man (Except Thomas)

Six: Historical fanfiction fanfiction

I’d like one :)

Everyone that reblogs this post by July 5th 2019 will get two moodboards based on their blog’s theme

I made some character comparison charts/basic differences of OG VS Rewritten as well as more detailed peeks of rewritten Kaname and Zero’s personalities. I hope this doesn’t seem biased cuz I like the OG series (hell I wouldn’t rewrite this if I didn’t) I’m just trying to show off how I write these two.

​me, when I go on about my writing: ENTIRE ESSAY

I’ll prob do Yuki + Emi (as a joke because she’s a canon foreigner/character original to the rewrite).

(I couldn’t summarize OG Zero’s personality well so I used charactour which, ironically when I took the quiz he showed up in the first page of characters I was like! So I find that crazy and cool XD)

Also bonus meme

T h em,,,

but just imagine poe waking up in the middle of the night be he’s feeling super warm only to discover it’s because finn has snuck into his bed to spoon him and then rey snuck in to spoon finn and now poe is the tiniest spoon in all of spoon land and he has to stuff his fist in his mouth for a bit bc these nerds are the best most adorable thing that’s ever happened to him