I Need To Know Everything About Surreal Numbers

his name is Superstar he’s crazy and evil and thinks he’s god

what is uquiz if not some kid coming up to you in the playground saying "choose a color :p"

Quit smoking fags with the lads. Come smoke reefer with a griefer

daaaaaamn forcing a shitty live streaming platform and constantly pissing off your userbase with transphobic moderation practices and condescending statements from staff members didn't make this site profitable, who knew. weird how nobody wants to buy merchandise from you when you're ignoring user feedback either? daaaaaamn should've done more a/b testing I guess

ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

“LOL. You think your vote matters? ROFL and LOL.” Yes, I am aware my vote carries less and less relative power the more people I’m voting with, but unlike your glorious violent revolution, it actually exists.

I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up

idgaf what college those girls went to get your damn shoes off the bed!!

would give anything to be there rn