His Name Is Superstar He’s Crazy And Evil And Thinks He’s God

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

what is uquiz if not some kid coming up to you in the playground saying "choose a color :p"

Mullenweg really spent the weekend trapped at burning man wading in knee deep shit and piss and then got stuck in the exodus traffic jam and just fucking lost it when he saw someone telling people not to use tumblr live and told staff to nuke them huh like he had enough I guess

my wife (in a metaphorical sense [she's an aeroplane i fly]): terrain. pull up. pull up. … terrain. pull up. pull up.

me (completely out of it [trying to remember the names of moominvalley characters]): snork… mimimi….snork… mimimi

my wife: terrain. pull up. pull up. ... terrain.

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

Flattered

(Happy birthday Jinbe! 🥳)