I Was A Little Busy…╥╥

your outie can fuck and suck with the best of them. your outie tried stand-up once and was great at it. your outie can clear a bong in one hit. your outie does keg stands at parties and everyone cheers for them.

legit had no idea the chinese tom and jerry mobile game was still going

"Gaza now has the largest population of child amputees in the world." [@/abrahammatar on X. June 5th, 2024.]

Jade Harley vs the world!

his name is Superstar he’s crazy and evil and thinks he’s god

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

we can let them have a little bit of lying. as a treat.

there’s something very funny developing on reddit today

One of my favorite little facts about history is that the Mexican peso was functionally the everyday unit of currency in China in the 19th and early 20th century. Silver was one of the few western commodities that Chinese merchants were willing to trade in at rates that made shipping it to China (an expensive, arduous process) profitable; this trade became so voluminous by the 19th century that large everyday transactions even far away from port cities were conducted in pesos, in large part because Mexico's large domestic silver supply and existing transpacific trade links meant that the currency was stable (a known quantity to merchants in a time and place where relatively pure silver coins were otherwise uncommon) and readily available for use in trade

hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

...and one called the lovely fairywren