Bit Ironic What Came Underneath This Post

You're sentenced to life in prison. What'd you do? Who's your one call?

They decide that you're gonna have to go to the row of no returns (I was tryna make it sound less dark, but now it sounds more dark), what's your last meal?

Oooo, these are some good ones- Okay, let's see.

So, sentenced to life, I guess I'd ask for a journal or notebook or something to write in. Get my stories to the page, y'know? Either the fictional stuff I make up in my head or my actual life story to prove my innocence (or justify myself because I'm gonna be honest, if I ever do anything bad enough to get sentenced to any time in prison, there's gonna be a damn good reason behind it). It'd be a way to pass time, and who knows, might secure me an honorable spot in people's memories if it ever gets published.

My one call would 100% be my irl best friend. That's my pookie, and that bastard needs to know everything so he can visit (and try to break me out but shhhhhh-)

And if I had to pick a last meal, I'd say I want the loaded baked potato and smoked mac & cheese from my local BBQ truck. That stuff is the food of gods. If I'm gonna go out, I will go out with the ultimate satisfaction.

Watching your best friend interact with their crush who definitely likes them back is sometimes torturous-

I SWEAR I'M GONNA STAB MYSELF IN THE BALLS IF ONE OF Y'ALL DOESN'T MAKE A MOVE

PLEASE

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

Sometimes, it's just you, your cat Faggot, and your horse My Shayla

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

we've done it again folks

I think a lot of my issues could be fixed if I just got a really long hug. Or just started biting people. It's to-be-determined

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.