I Think A Lot Of My Issues Could Be Fixed If I Just Got A Really Long Hug. Or Just Started Biting People.

@lady-sapph1re

Mupp My Life Into Pieces.

This is my last resort!

Dare I say, The Legend of Zelda?

The Lady of the Lake but she reaches her arm out of public toilets and offers random people a gun to overthrow the government

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i will draw a penis on a cybertruck

Happy BOTW day!

forgot botw re;ased today i kinda forget what day im living sometimes so uhuhu here extra post

AWWWW

@gigglesum @starman-01

You are someone’s treasured mutual.

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

Cats are already the perfect creatures, simple as can be

had a dream that someone was showing me this camera that could render anything it photographed "flawless." So like it could remove blemishes from people's faces, but also if you took a picture of a cracked glass there would be no crack in the resulting image.

Obviously this is kind of existentially horrifying but that's not the point of this post.

The point is that when dream me got the camera I immediately turned the lens onto my cat to see what she would look like "perfect." And she looked exactly the same.

fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial