Like To STAB

I am not surprised by any of this-

@fall1ngawayfromm3 @ketchup-will-live-through-this @gigglesum @lucasartsydudeeee15

starting a tag game cause, why not? 🤍

how does pinterest sees you?

flower, pantone, actor, singer and couple!

🏷 @rambosgirl , @elflutter , @pinkbowslutt , @darryiciouscious , @lastchr1stmas , @gingersforeverbox , @h-harleybaby .

Sad day for chocolate lovers everywhere

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

You cannot hide this in the comments @suteki-gaikotsu

Do you like him & think he's cool? I do

Actually just thinking about this earlier- Transfem Zelda and transmasc Link are just so right in my mind

Link and Zelda are the t4t couple of all time

ALL HAIL!!!

Shresus (Shrimp Jesus) has brought me salvation

I fucking hate daylight savings whoever invented it should be dead

You know what, Link WOULD be a very good butt-scooter.

One of the most memorable dreams I ever had was when my family and I stopped at a hotel to spend the night on our trip to Kiawah Island. In the hotel room, I dreamt I was racing in Mario Kart 8 except everyone was not on karts and instead racing those nostalgic butt scooters from elementary school PE class.

For whatever reason I had this extreme rivalry with Link because Link was the absolute greatest butt scooter racer in all of Mario Kart. Link and I were half a lap ahead of everyone near the end of the race. I was frustrated but I tried my absolute best. When we were about to cross the finish line, I used up every last bit of energy I had and managed to beat Link. When I finished 1st, I yelled

“FUCK YES!”

so goddamn loudly that I ended up shouting it in real life, immediately waking everyone in my family up including myself. Everyone was wondering what the hell happened and I had to explain this very dream I just had to them.

@mydogtypedthis I hope you explode and that the last thing you see as you are dragged to hell is the face of the chill guy and his soulless, evil eyes

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.

Dare I say, The Legend of Zelda?

The Lady of the Lake but she reaches her arm out of public toilets and offers random people a gun to overthrow the government

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