You Know What, Link WOULD Be A Very Good Butt-scooter.

ALL HAIL!!!

Shresus (Shrimp Jesus) has brought me salvation

The world will never know that I had a borderline addiction to animal figurines when I was four

Thank youuu

@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3 @lucasartsydudeeee15

❤️🌷SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING 🌷❤️💕

tagging my favs : @ver-lecstappen @ellieisque @adutchlover @lestappen-on-top @starrwrrld @randomwordsonpaper @morecomplicatedthancarbon @sharlsbandana @caprifiles @yappielestappie @chock-and-bates @f1writingbyme

Look, certain things were not meant to be eaten, I understand that, okay? But, really, surely, just one bite wouldn't hurt....

Don't forget your zip code map when coming up with fake zip codes! All US zip codes will start with one of these numbers

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

If you sat under someone's bed and played Roxanne by The Police so faintly they thought they were imagining it, how long do you think it would take them to go insane? Asking for a friend

I love this goofy piece of broccoli, he's perfect

BONK *fanfare*

You know shit's bad when your whole state looks like this. We were already having a dry spell, so whenever the winds got crazy, wildfires took over everywhere. Firefighters were even sent in from the neighboring states, and unfortunately, we can't get any aerial support because the winds are still too high. The wind ALSO brought a shit ton of dust. Almost everywhere, visibility was near zero, and breathing this shit in was bound to hurt your lungs. The winds were 70-100+ mph all across the state: trees snapped, trucks flipped, all kinds of damage and debris everywhere. Pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down was flying. People have had to evacuate a lot of places.

I'm lucky enough that myself and my family are alright, the damage at our place wasn't severe, but damn, something had it out for us today-

You gotta make up some crazy lore to tell little kids about that scar, like say you fought a tiger or something-

Random lore: I wear the exact same sequined pink turtleneck every year on Valentine's Day. It is not comfortable in the slightest, but if I'm gonna be single, might as well get everyone's attention-

@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore