Who Wants To Go Start An AI-free Imperialistic Society On A Desert Planet And Get Eaten By Space Worms

The world will never know that I had a borderline addiction to animal figurines when I was four

Dare I say, The Legend of Zelda?

The Lady of the Lake but she reaches her arm out of public toilets and offers random people a gun to overthrow the government

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Cats are already the perfect creatures, simple as can be

had a dream that someone was showing me this camera that could render anything it photographed "flawless." So like it could remove blemishes from people's faces, but also if you took a picture of a cracked glass there would be no crack in the resulting image.

Obviously this is kind of existentially horrifying but that's not the point of this post.

The point is that when dream me got the camera I immediately turned the lens onto my cat to see what she would look like "perfect." And she looked exactly the same.

I am not surprised by any of this-

@fall1ngawayfromm3 @ketchup-will-live-through-this @gigglesum @lucasartsydudeeee15

starting a tag game cause, why not? 🤍

how does pinterest sees you?

flower, pantone, actor, singer and couple!

🏷 @rambosgirl , @elflutter , @pinkbowslutt , @darryiciouscious , @lastchr1stmas , @gingersforeverbox , @h-harleybaby .

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Fandoms are fucking wild because what do you mean I just stumbled upon a smutty as hell "shooting the United Healthcare CEO AU" fic??? That is a thing that just exists on the internet and was seen by my two eyes???

HE HAVETH THE TOT

Tater Tots are better than French Fries and I will not be taking any counter arguments