Guys Pretend It’s Still March

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1 month ago

arasol? aradiabot? mayhaps? :3 i love aradia

there u go anon

Arasol? Aradiabot? Mayhaps? :3 I Love Aradia

solluxs got problems about seeing aradia irl again. hes remembering the time he killed her


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1 month ago

hey, can anybody maybe send a little bit of money my way so me and my partner can eat some real food for one night? when our disability/unemployment comes in every month, we have to decide if we're going to pay all our bills or get groceries, and this month we needed to pay the bills. i hate to do this but i really cant go any longer without eating a real meal, i have no energy left

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1 month ago

> JOHN: Read Dave's messages.

Egbert’s phone flashes red, making his face glow. An arrow points to him, saying: unfazed.

You open Dave’s message, and are flashed with a large wall of red texts, as per usual. When are you ever NOT expecting to be blinded by a red screen?

Dave is sitting at his desk as he draws on his tablet.

TG: wakey wakey balls and dicky
TG: got the whole fanfare crew bustin into your room and blastin your ears off with them annoying ass trumpets
TG: they make this path for the messenger but the messenger in question is a comically large birthday cake
TG: and youre gonna be like
TG: "oh BOY a huge cake just for me? yippee ki yay!"
TG: then whip out a fork knife and bib outta thin air
Dave jumps out of the cake with a blue speedo on, the onomatopoeia “BAM!” describing it. The carapacians play their trumpets; the words “beep!” and “toot” describes it.

TG: and just when youre fixing to dig in licking your lips and shit
TG: BAM!
TG: i come bustin outta the cake wearing nothing but a speedo
TG: (dont ask why)
Egbert’s room becomes a stadium. Green aura surrounds the crowd (except around Egbert and Dave), “shit stank” describing it.

TG: then all of a sudden your room transforms into a sold out stadium full of musty fans
Dave stands in front of Egbert with his speedo on, along with fishnets, high heels, and a cape.

TG: everyone claims to be a devoted fan with their lying asses
John is looking up at Dave as Dave points at him.

TG: but you
TG: yes you dont look around actin all surprised
TG: YOU are the biggest fan of all
TG: bigger than those assholes who only sing the chorus to one song and then stand around looking dumb as hell for the rest of the concert
Dave pulls Egbert up stage one panel. In another panel, he stares at him, and the third panel is of him singing to Egbert. Egbert says “wow…”.

TG: i pull you up on the stage
TG: stare into those beady eyes of yours 
TG: and start singing this groundbreaking quadruple platinum birthday song
TG: no autotune no lip syncing just raw angelic vocals
Dave and John look at the shadow of mysterious person on stage.


TG: but wait hold up whats this
TG: some guy is up here spitting straight gold about super mario
TG: but not just any guy
TG: get ready to sit down so you can stand up when you hear
It is revealed that T Dub is standing there, rapping his lyrics from Mario Be Playin’. 

TG: mother
TG: fuckin
TG: T DUB
T DUB: ‘Cause no ones going to hit it like me
T DUB: ‘Cause Mario has a big C
Egbert and Dave walk up to T Dub excitedly as T Dub dances. The crowd is screaming and crying. 

TG: thats right
TG: t dub in the flesh 
TG: the crowd goes BANANAS seeing that dude up there im talkin guys taking their panties off and girls doing moshpits yknow what i mean?
A plate of cake made out of wax sits on the floor. It is bitten out of.

TG: after that shits over your room just reverts back to normal as if nothing ever happened
TG: stadium? gone
TG: t dub? outta there. hes a busy man
TG: fanfare dudes? wheeling me and the cake outta your house

TG: oh yeah and before you fuss about not keeping the cake
TG: i saved you a slice
TG: jk its not really cake
TG: its candle wax
TG: some cornball accidentally bit into it
TG: dont know who though
Dave smirks as he continues to draw on his tablet while listening to music.

TG: what im trying to say is
TG: happy birthday dude
TG: we got something cooked for you
TG: youre gonna shit your pants clean off your body when you see it later
TG: so yeah
TG: peace dawg
TG: ps
TG: peep the masterpiece i drew for you
TG: http://tinyurl.com/egberday
TG: aight peace dawg x2

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --

You click on the link to check what award winning piece Dave made this time, and great God you're blown away by his talent. If you could print this out and put the whole thing on the fridge, you definitely would. 

You plan on replying to Dave’s shenanigans in person, just so you can discuss T Dub and that wonderful comic he made for you. But for now, it’s time to move on to the next friend’s messages, don’t you think?


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1 month ago
Today's The Last Day Of April, And To Belatedly Celebrate My Birthday I'd Like To Share A Comic With
Today's The Last Day Of April, And To Belatedly Celebrate My Birthday I'd Like To Share A Comic With
Today's The Last Day Of April, And To Belatedly Celebrate My Birthday I'd Like To Share A Comic With

Today's the last day of April, and to belatedly celebrate my birthday I'd like to share a comic with you: it's about getting revenge against the people who wronged you, and it's called Werewolf's Lament.

Werewolf's Lament is printed with florescent orange and mint risograph inks on light brown paper; cut and folded in the shape of a wolf. Physical copies are for sale in my online shop.

Today's The Last Day Of April, And To Belatedly Celebrate My Birthday I'd Like To Share A Comic With
1 month ago

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

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