Who Wants To Be My Wife

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

my kinsidering list

aLiEn 👽🛸👽🛸👽🛸

Sea wolf 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌊(cuz i’m the alpha)

Some type of police dog 🐕🚨🐾

Some type of fight dog????? (idk bro)

bAt 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

crow? 🌚🌚🌚

mOtH 🐱🐱🐱🐥🐥🐥🐝🐝🐝🐡🐡🐡

bEEtlE 🪲🪲🪲

fox 🦊 (alpha but less so ig)

SHARK GRRRRR (what sound do sharks make?)

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

Twitter thread by Melissa Caruso about a labyrinthine magical bookstore in Syracuse, NY. Link to the first tweet in the thread; most pictures have image descriptions! Now here are the screenshots of that thread:

And then a hero of the labyrinthine magical bookstores of the world put all the bookstores that people listed in the replies on a map! (Google Maps link)

Insomnia by Vincenzo Lamolinara

INTRO!! (UPDATE 4/24/25)

Name: Michael/Max

Age: the holy and dead dont age(im 16)

Gender: trans

Pronouns: any

Favorite color: purple

Favorite number: 5s of any kind

Favorite shape(s): squares, circles, and pentagons

General Info:

Hai!! I'm an alterhuman who has been awakened for a few months! I'm still doing research and internal thinking so give me a little grace cuz i do NOT know everything and would like to learn so feel free to just yap in my ask box if youd like.

(I kinda like gooby terms like 'wolf', 'bot', 'zombie', 'creature', 'thing', and 'monster')

Im the #1 yapper(apologies) so expect yap sessions(especially when im high) about the following" tmnt, sonic, transformers, 2004 penguin, ninjago, fencing, art, hellboy, spiderman, space, and invader zim, amongst other things(that i cant think of rn)

Im ND and cant pick up on tones via text like this so tone indicators are always nice (*^^*)

Also while on this note, if something(like something about therianthropy), i say isnt like the best thing or right thing to say PLEASE say so, because i might not have realized cuz im the slowest guy youll ever meet but that isnt an excuse so i would like corrections to be made to avoid other similar instances

ART!

I do art! though im still learning AND Im actually working on an (albeit cringe) alien comic and i might post stuff here

IM LEARNING TO 3D MODEL

THERIOTYPES!!

Main: Barn owl, Alexander Archipelago wolf

Other theriotypes: Dear, White rabbit, Crow, Black cat, Rhinoceros beetle, & Fly

Otherkin: Angelkin, Robotkin, Undeadkin, Crypitidkin, Creaturekin, Sirenkin

Kinsidering: Demonkin

(undeadkin is something i use as a broad term(i hope thats okay) cuz i cant tell exactly what undead thing i am, i dunno if im a vampire, zombie, or & ghost. hell maybe its all three idk but thats alr)

(i think thats everything, thank you for reading)

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

to all my mutuals who like my og posts i love you, i cherish you, you deserve to be happy, im getting closer, i will find you

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes