✶ . Silly Clocks

zombies, do your “zombie symptoms” ever just randomly get worse?? like i feel extra zombie. i’m WAY more snarly and hungry and feral and want to rip tear shred and feel like i’m actively decaying and need to attack someone then scamper away

i will be treating myself to mac and cheese for the feel betters

I don't watch a lot of Batman stuff but my atrocious taste in men has me wanting to maybe watch the 2004 series 😳

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques

it’s genuinely so funny that im alive and this is what im doing

i cant wait to die from a heart attack at 16

Karaoke night - a billford comic

(posting in a different format than twitter bc of image limit, sigh. Anyway, hope y'all like it!!)

no, babe, i dont do casual. its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing

bunny

Description: An illustration set against a bright red background. At the bottom half of the illustration is a rabbit, mid run. It's head is pointed down and the iris of it's eye is the same red as the background. Text overlaying the image says 'If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.' Which is from Watership Down by Richard Adams.

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.