I Just Reduced A Dog To Its Base Components (dog Powder, Binding Reagent) With Alchemical Techniques

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hi guys so....the guy i talked about in a previous post has done smth again. its below if youd like to read what i have to put up with

so i gave him a (very late) bday gift and he like told me the notes in it that i wrote were interesting (literally was just telling him id give him more money when i got paid and that if he wanted a specific snack/drink id get it for him) and i couldnt remember what i had wrote so he told me to call him when i got home, so i did. and he proceeded to be like "so you dont remember so i could just make stuff up" and then he like was all "no i shouldnt say this" over and over till he did and he said, and i shit you not idk why he said or thought this but he said "it says, youd give me head"(smth along those lines) and like…..what….1) it aint even that bad and 2) why did you feel the need to say that….coulda been anything else(i also told him i wouldnt tell anybody cuz he didnt want me telling anybody but im a liar so here you go, analyze this and tell me im not crazy) but also afterwards he just like started going on about italian brain rot for like 20 minutes before actually reading me what i had wrote….i cant stand this fucker

I have a major soft spot for queerplatonic rships where at least one party is actually able to be attracted to the other. Queerplatonic ships where it's not "I would be in love with you if I was allo/gay/straight/bi/etc" but instead "I could be in love with you but I'm not because that's not the right relationship for either us and we're unbelievably happy with what we have."

Queerplatonic relationships are always treated as second string to romantic relationships, with an implication of "this relationship would be romantic if it could be", and that sucks. They're their own relationship, completely distinct from romance, and deserve to be treated as such.

OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

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seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

or like an assassin trying to kill someone only to fall madly and obsessively inlove with their target....yk

the song "My Way Of Life" by Frank Sinatra is something akin to what a lovesick knight would sing to his beloved prince/king who is to be married off to some princess. it moves me in ways unthinkable to any sane person

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me

Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.