Cokrouch - COCKROUCH

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

shoutout to the black hole in the living room floor that ive been trying to ignore. btw it's growing

i'm not ghosting you, i forgot i was real

the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day

"Joel killed 19 people." ok?? Am I supposed to care?? God forbid a man has hobbies 🙄

i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

im obsessed with this one guy on instagram who goes to that deer park in japan and takes videos of them set to 2000s pop punk and rock. all of the videos are like this

reblog ofc

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes