I Wish There Was A Way To Have An Autopsy That Didnt Kill U. I Think It Would Be So Cathartic

flirting by asking if you wanna see my autopsy scars

normalize biting people <3

Remember to;

Stretch your wings, tail, fins, and body

Moisture your scales

Fluff up your feathers

Pluck the bugs off your skin (or a friends)

Pick the crusties off your horns

Shine your halo

Sharpen your teeth and claws

Hide among the darkness

Create a huddle amount those close to you

Trick some humans into thinking you’re one of them

Be free

Ration the food among your pack

Refine your burrow/nest/den

Hydrate yourself

Nourish yourself

does anyone wanna hangout someday

Some techkin lingo 💚

You’re tired and need to rest?

You need to be plugged in and recharge or your low on battery

You’re sick?

You have a virus

You’re taking daily medication/meds because you’re sick?

You’re initiating anti-virus software

You’re taking awhile to think abt smthn?

You’re loading or your processing speed is slow

You’re hot?

Your system is overheating/your fans are on high drive

You’re super full after eating? / you can’t take in any more information abt something?

Your storage is full

You’re sleeping?

Your system is restarting/initiating an update

Among others :)) reblog and put ur suggestions!

hi guys so....the guy i talked about in a previous post has done smth again. its below if youd like to read what i have to put up with

so i gave him a (very late) bday gift and he like told me the notes in it that i wrote were interesting (literally was just telling him id give him more money when i got paid and that if he wanted a specific snack/drink id get it for him) and i couldnt remember what i had wrote so he told me to call him when i got home, so i did. and he proceeded to be like "so you dont remember so i could just make stuff up" and then he like was all "no i shouldnt say this" over and over till he did and he said, and i shit you not idk why he said or thought this but he said "it says, youd give me head"(smth along those lines) and like…..what….1) it aint even that bad and 2) why did you feel the need to say that….coulda been anything else(i also told him i wouldnt tell anybody cuz he didnt want me telling anybody but im a liar so here you go, analyze this and tell me im not crazy) but also afterwards he just like started going on about italian brain rot for like 20 minutes before actually reading me what i had wrote….i cant stand this fucker

why don’t they make a baby pope.