Highkey Feel Like I Just Got Dismissed By A Doctor?

hehehehe the Elvis Special (a bullet) hehehe

It's really goofy writing angst of a blorbo who's already heavily tortured in canon. Like one would think that they should get a break and have a nice fluffy AU fic where they get to rest. No. Torture labyrinth for nine thousand years

So, this old lady is my new hero.

normalize biting people <3

anyone who sees this please don't kill your self

OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

Spread this fucker

seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

I could never disagree with a transmasc canine. Whatever you say stunning

INTRO!! (UPDATE 4/24/25)

Name: Michael/Max

Age: the holy and dead dont age(im 16)

Gender: trans

Pronouns: any

Favorite color: purple

Favorite number: 5s of any kind

Favorite shape(s): squares, circles, and pentagons

General Info:

Hai!! I'm an alterhuman who has been awakened for a few months! I'm still doing research and internal thinking so give me a little grace cuz i do NOT know everything and would like to learn so feel free to just yap in my ask box if youd like.

(I kinda like gooby terms like 'wolf', 'bot', 'zombie', 'creature', 'thing', and 'monster')

Im the #1 yapper(apologies) so expect yap sessions(especially when im high) about the following" tmnt, sonic, transformers, 2004 penguin, ninjago, fencing, art, hellboy, spiderman, space, and invader zim, amongst other things(that i cant think of rn)

Im ND and cant pick up on tones via text like this so tone indicators are always nice (*^^*)

Also while on this note, if something(like something about therianthropy), i say isnt like the best thing or right thing to say PLEASE say so, because i might not have realized cuz im the slowest guy youll ever meet but that isnt an excuse so i would like corrections to be made to avoid other similar instances

ART!

I do art! though im still learning AND Im actually working on an (albeit cringe) alien comic and i might post stuff here

IM LEARNING TO 3D MODEL

THERIOTYPES!!

Main: Barn owl, Alexander Archipelago wolf

Other theriotypes: Dear, White rabbit, Crow, Black cat, Rhinoceros beetle, & Fly

Otherkin: Angelkin, Robotkin, Undeadkin, Crypitidkin, Creaturekin, Sirenkin

Kinsidering: Demonkin

(undeadkin is something i use as a broad term(i hope thats okay) cuz i cant tell exactly what undead thing i am, i dunno if im a vampire, zombie, or & ghost. hell maybe its all three idk but thats alr)

(i think thats everything, thank you for reading)

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

birdlike wings

halo

scribe

clouds

singing

soft linen

both

earth

gods

both

true nature

possesing

both

altar at home

both

rebel

tag game this or that. angelkin edition

bird like wings or wings made of nature (fire, thunder,light)

halos or horns

warrior or scribe

gardens or clouds

singing or playing

armor or soft linen

sword or quill

heaven or earth

god or gods

pearls or gold

human form or true nature

possessing a vessel or being born with it

creating life or destroying life

church or altar at home

worship or be worshipped

pray or answer prayers

rebel or remain

tag: anyone that comes across this