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The day I learn how to draw folds in clothing will be the day I can finally rest

I don't trust doctors that look healthy and content with life. If I can't see the physical toll your med school debt has taken on you then I don't think you went to med school at all.

Goodness gracious!!

Artistic rendition of me dropping a deuce at school but the door didn't have a lock so I had to hold it with my finger

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“Don’t you EVER compare me to John Egbert from Homestuck AGAIN!!!”

Try killing yourself 🙂

50 day streak on Duolingo yall can suck my dick and balls 🔥

there should be lawnmowers that can go over sticks without breaking

Currently walking home covered in blood and dressed as John Egbert. Happy 4/13

Me when my friend sends me something that I genuinely laugh at or agree with but all my stupid dumb little man brain can muster is "💀💀" and "real"