Try Killing Yourself 🙂

In drivers ed and the instructor heard the car make a weird noise and got really concerned.. it was my stomach growling

scaring kids into obedience

my elementary school had this thing called book buddies where 3rd - 5th graders would be paired with kindergarten - 2nd graders and helped them do work and when I was 8 i got paired with this a hole 5 year old that pushed me out of my chair. im double jointed in my elbows so i bent that shit all out of wack and made him think he broke my arm and as he started to freak out i whispered in his ear "if you behave i wont tell the teacher" and he was an angel for the rest of the year.

Heavenly

Update been 26 mins and my guts are bubbling

I'm torn between killing myself or everyone else in this room

My sister had me look for her heat protectant spray and I opened a drawer and found a spray bottle labeled 'sex toy cleaner' dawg I'm CRYING WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST USE SOAP AND WATER I AM CERTAIN THAT SPRAY IS NOT ENOUGH TO CLEAN IT

Crazy news. I'm part of the cast for the first performance of a play and when it gets published mine and my castmates names will be on it as the original cast!!!!!!!!

The cunt served around the world

doodle dump :3

The way I've been thinking about the hunger games all day after forgetting about it for 7 years

Up thinking about when I was 12 and my buddy mat was shooting me and our other friend with a nerf gun and I got fed up and pulled a knife on him