Sweet Old People Make Me So Sad For No Reason. Crying Right Now Because Of The Milkshake Monday Man On

In drivers ed and the instructor heard the car make a weird noise and got really concerned.. it was my stomach growling

The cunt served around the world

I want a pet monkey sooooo bad but he would prolly throw his shit at me

Currently walking home covered in blood and dressed as John Egbert. Happy 4/13

If you cal girls nmes Hannah 'banana' you need to keep that same energy and call girls named Nicole 'tadpole'

Matt and Todd doodles from this week

Getting stoned in 2024

Getting stoned in 1504

My buddy ol pal drew me

Hey codzugang I was drinking water and saw something in the little drink spout (?) So I took off the cap and found out mould was growing in my water bottle so if I die that is why

“Don’t you EVER compare me to John Egbert from Homestuck AGAIN!!!”