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You’re Allowed to Cheat.

When I cheat on my wife, I feel alive again.

When I cheat on my wife, I feel like a man again.

When I cheat on my wife, all is right with the world again.

After years of neglect, I am putting my cock’s needs above all else. Above family. Above friends. Above work. I don’t regret it for a second. My wife and I have made a reasonably comfortable life for ourselves, and most of it is great, but I will not abide a dead bedroom any longer, and neither should you, if you’re in the same situation. 

Married men with frigid wives are allowed to cheat. Do it. Don’t feel guilty about it. She won’t take care of your cock, but there are so many women out there who will, so many women who want to service MARRIED cock, that will love your cock in ways your wife can’t or won’t. Be cautious, be discreet, but definitely cheat.

Call in sick so you can cheat.

Make up excuses so you can cheat.

Break promises so you can cheat.

Lie to your wife’s face so you can cheat.

Cheat with complete abandon. And don’t be ashamed to get caught up in the moment. Feel free to belittle your wife while you cheat. Call your wife a bitch and a cunt while you cheat. Tell the “other woman” how much better she is than your wife while you cheat. Tell her how much you hate your wife while you cheat. It’s okay if none of it’s true. It will feel SO GOOD just to say it out loud, to get revenge for your wife’s inability to satisfy your needs anymore.

And don’t forget: you’re a man. Your needs are insatiable. Tying the knot wasn’t supposed to mean that you’d be forced to go without. Your wedding vows were made before you knew that your wife had no intention of treating your cock the way it must be treated. No man gets married believing he’ll never have sex again, yet that’s what happens to so many of us. Months pass for many. Years for some. And it’s UNACCEPTABLE.

REAL women understand this, and they care for the needs of neglected married men. You’re allowed to cheat. You deserve to cheat. Fuck other women behind your wife’s back. She doesn’t have to know. You’re a smart guy. You know how to get away with it. The only thing that will stop you is the angel on your left shoulder. Don’t listen to him. Be tempted by the devil on your left. Succumb. Free yourself from guilt. You know you want it. CHEAT.

Mom really let loose after a few drinks.

I love discrepancies in affection between actions and words.

Stuff your fingers down my throat while asking about my rough day at work.

Dry rape my ass while you coo sweetly at me and call me baby.

Piss down my dress while congratulating me on that promotion.

Tell me I’m your favourite girl and split open my lip.

Force your fist inside my spasming body while you pet my hair.

Tell me how much you hate to hurt me while you ruin me forever.