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I have no words to describe how hot this is except for OMG!

It's not your fault your Wife is a useless, fugly, Hufflepuff

Why don't we make some magic while I keep the tiny titted loser frozen in place

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance ❤️ stories

RLY - If Vine & Spotify had a baby 🙌 score your top choice username before it’s gone

imwith selfie GIF messenger - add real emotions to your text

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Vent - share your feelings with people who actually care ❤️

Party In My Dorm - roleplaying game where you’re in college

Helix Jump - #4 action game in the app store

Baseball Boy - can you hit a home run? ⚾️

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)

Sling Drift - addicting driving game 🚗

Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates

Bumper - Bump as many people off as you can!

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions 

Impossible Bottle Flip - flipping a bottle is so dumb but so addicting

Hole - destroy a city by moving around a hole

Snakes Vs. Blocks - the classic game…with a twist

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Current - get paid to play songs and podcasts

Yarn - stories told through text messages

You’re welcome 😉

I invited a friend also