Okay So I Saw This Thing On YouTube And My Mind Went Straight To Jade And Idia From Twisted Wonderland

Boo I love your writing I wondered if I could request a chubby s/o with the Headwardens

You can call me Shroud Anon because I might stick around to enjoy your writing

welcome, to the rabbit hole shroud anon 🙏 I'm so sorry if this isn't that well made, I'm not good with chubby s/o's but i tried my best!!

concept: housewardens with chubby, shy gn!s/o

characters: riddle rosehearts || leona kingscholar || azul ashengrotto || kalim al-asim || vil schoenheit || idia shroud

disclaimers: reader is gender neutral || yandere themes || not proofread

𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬

he knows that you're very mindful of your weight, but does that stop him from loving you? hell no

if anyone was to ever make fun of you for his weight, its off with their heads, except they go missing and are never found again

very possessive and wants to protect you from literally anything, softly whispering sweet things while caressing your hips, making sure you're comfy with every move he makes (nothing suggestive he's js tryna make u happy nd comfy)

he loves feeding you his homemade treats, even though you try to refuse. they're just so yummy and filled with his never-ending love for you

he loves wearing your clothes, they're so soft and big, and they smell just like you! being so close to his darling and even being able to wear clothes they wore, he gets so fuzzy inside

please spoon him he literally goes all red and hot whenever your skin touches his. he also likes watching you sleep, not to be weird of course he just loves the way you breathe knowing you're his!

𝐥𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫

you're his human pillow, there's no doubt he just pulls you with him to the botanical garden and just sleeps on you.

he's very possessive and doesn't let you socialize with anyone if he's around, you're for his eyes and his eyes only

sends anyone to the hospital once they made fun of you're weight. so it can just happen that he's whispering compliments into your ear while inside he's boiling with anger and scheming his next move

he's very touchy he loves caressing your curves whenever he has the chance it's scary that whenever you space out you suddenly feel hands on your curves

only he's allowed to do that though, why? quite obvious, if they did that to you, what will they get in return? a boat ride to tartarus.

he loves tracing his fingers across your stretch marks, he loves being so close to you that he's allowed to do this, making you feel comfy is his specialty after all

𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨

he loves having you sit on his lap while he does your guys' homework in his office, he doesn't care if you think you're too heavy, he'll make sure you know that he loves you

he loves baking with you, you can't seem to refuse because he always uses his crocodile tears, who would say no to a puppy-like octopus?

jade scolds him to not feed you snacks from the kitchen or else there'll be no food to serve the customers, but does this man care? no. if its for his love he'll do anything.

with anything i mean literally anything, he'd send the tweels to watch anyone who gets too close to you, he's not being creepy or a stalker, right?

loves to carry you around cus he basically loves your weight, its perfect. he likes using you as a pillow too, cus you're just so soft and cute!

he's very insecure about his childhood, but that doesn't stop you from getting info from the tweels. in the end, he comes clean and you two have a nice and comforting talk about it

𝐤𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐥-𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐦

he's such a sunshine, he's unbelievably good with words and just loves you so much !!

once he finds out you're insecure you cannot believe the number of compliments he gave you that day. you almost cried like three times

he doesn't like you getting close to jamil, he gets that he shouldn't have to worry because you've said 10000000 times before that you'll only love him. BUT does kalim listen? no

he'll do anything to make you stay with him forever and ever, he trusts you but at the same time he can't help but feel jealous every time he sees you with another person

whenever he sees you smile, he just gets butterflies in his stomach. but whenever you smile at someone else? rest in peace to them they won't be seeing the light of day ever again

he likes pinching you and then telling you how cute you are, and he will not stop doing this every other minute

𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐭

he still thinks you're beautiful, and whenever he senses that you're feeling the slightest bit insecure about yourself, he goes batshit crazy and lectures you for hours

he loves how obedient and still you are when he's doing you're makeup. you're just so cute he wants to squeeze you

he keeps you a secret, the relationship only exists behind closed doors. but i promise he really loves you so much! he just hates how people would stare at whatever his

he's addicted to you, he adores you and he wants you to know he doesn't care about your weight, you're perfect, beautiful even, he can go on for hours about how much he loves you

has a photo album of you where he points out every beautiful part about your body (literally your whole existence) (inspired by rook)

he would buy you literally anything. mention a necklace, clothing or a game? boom he already bought it for you.

𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝

he's not good with words he knows that, but for you? a simple hug and multiple i love yous is already enough

he likes associating you with songs, this man would literally stare at your pictures and listen to that very song for hours

he loves physical touch so there's no doubt he gets all warm and happy inside when he has permission to squeeze you out of your body

he loves it whenever you spoon him, he just feels so secure and safe within your scent it makes him crazy. he also loves your body weight so fucking much this man would begs for you to lie down on him.

"why is your partner so-" "183.31.75.65, gray roof, 26th of august, 2 siblings, blood type ab, I'm coming to your house."

he loves seeing you so confident in cute outfits, he'll literally hype you up so much, he's just super happy you're happy with your body

𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚

you're the most beautiful person this man has laid his eyes on and he makes sure that you know exactly that he absolutely worships your body. rubbing your stomach every time he gets the chance or squishes your belly when you're passed out in his arms he would turn the whole school upside down to find exactly which asshole filled your mind with negative insults to your body and give him the most painful and burning sensation ever for hurting his dear he loves how your shirt lifts up and reveals your cute stomach whenever you try to rub his horns, it makes him so blushy he loves to randomly pop out of a corner and surprise you with a gift or two, he just loves seeing your smile so much he loves to massage your back after a long long day of lectures and learning, its literally his few minutes of heaven when you praise him for doing it so well

this took me so long omy

ok this might sound like a dumb request but i thought it would be funny so reader is married to bakugou and you go to his agency and the new receptionist is mean to you and bakugou goes up to the receptionist and they are like “what a bitch” and bakugou just goes “that was my wife”

pairing: pro hero!bakugou katsuki x female!reader

author’s note: give me pro hero bakugou or give me death. lolol. thank you for the request! it wasn’t dumb at all, i found it hilarious and fun to write. ^-^ plus, PRO HERO BAKUGOU. what more can one need? xx sofia

[coming up next: secretary/manager!reader request bc that trope owns me]

“Don’t tell me that idiot forgot his lunch again…”

Grumbling under your breath, you sighed as you spotted his red bento box sitting in the refrigerator. It was right next to his favorite water bottle with a sticky note in your handwriting that read, ‘DON’T FORGET YOUR LUNCH, BAKA xoxo’.

And yet, there it was. Neglected in the fridge.

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It’s a shiny rock, what’s not to like?

Hi umm question can I make a request of a macaque azure lion wukong x fem single mother tiger

Like she has like three cubs (kids) and she had to raise them and there still young because because there recently born because her ex mate (husband) cheated on her with another woman and when he found out she was pregnant with his cubs (kids) he left her while she was pregnant

Finally, getting to this as ehehehhehehehe

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Sun Wukong

Is very disappointed that your ex mate left you all alone with your triplet cubs.

Is very angry that he cheated.

When he visits you, he more often then not offers to babysit for a day or two so you can have some rest.

At some point he gets you to bring them to his island and he does so much.

He won't let you talk down about your body, will kiss your stomach.

He understands if your not ready to enter a new relationship, willing to take it slow.

Most importantly though, he understands that to date you, he does have to be a good influence in your kids life.

He is willing to fake a certain idea of himself, but he also isn't really willing to change who he is as a personmonkey.

Macaque

Probably found out about you having kids after a date and he coughs on the glass of water you gave him when one kid comes running out to say hi to mama.

Coughs even more when he sees the other two.

He doesn't treat you any differently(besides from letting you choose times when to meet up more freely) because of your cubs.

He does ask questions about the father though. And is fucking pissed.

This man will hunt down your ex and kill him for leaving you and your cubs. Will make sure you suddenly have this man entire wealth in your bank too.

He doesn't let you figure it out, playing innocent and all.

He does like spending time with your kids, though he likes spending time with you more.

Though he does hate it when one or more of the children join you two in bed because of a nightmare. He doesn't like grubby hands touching him as he sleeps.

Azure Loin

This man does not question it.

He just thinks your husband died while you were pregnant and is willing to look after your cubs.

Why else would a father not be in a child's life.

He goes feral when you tell him the truth.

Will hunt this shit down and cut off his gentiles.

"If he is too much of a coward to look after a child then he doesn't have the right to make anymore children."

Will convince your cubs he is their father and he will treat you as if he is your husband, even if you two never get married.

He won't let children be raised thinking they have no family.

has someone done this yet

Prompt: Ex boyfriend of MK kidnaps him until Red Son and the gang rescue him

Sorry if you have done this one already

It was well known that Qi Xiaotian had a history.

It was not a history of good decisions. Not that he did anything wrong, but his exes were not good people. Cheating on him, framing or hitting on Xiaojiao so Xiaotian would cut her out, abusive, super transphobic, or just being a bad person in general, the list went on. Xiaotian was embarrassed by it but at least the weirder ones were a good drunk story.

This would not be a good drunk story.

“What the fuck, Haoran?!” Xiaotian scrabbled against the ropes tying him tight, his wrists tied behind him. One minute, he had been parking the tuk-tuk outside the shop. The next, brown fur had invaded his vision as his ex had grabbed him, tied him, and tossed him in the back of his van.

And it was still gross, with cigarette marks littering the seats and the smell of takeout (and the containers) taking up the floor. Empty alcohol bottles clinked together. “Shut up, Xiaotian!” Haoran shot back, his claws digging into the wheel. Shit, he still didn’t look at the road when he drove?! “I’m doing this for us!”

Xiaotian gaped, mind trying to connect dots before he could sputter something out. “Wha- You dumped me!” Literally. Haoran had ordered Xiaotian to get out after a long drunk drive that involved arguing about kids. He had dumped him on the side of the road and then sped off. Xiaojiao was a lifesaver.

“Well, you’ve improved yourself!” Haoran said, anger dying down to be replaced by cheerfulness. Xiaotian gaped at him, raising a brow. The bear turned and grinned at him, yellowed teeth glinting in the light. “With your whole Monkie Kid schtick, you’ve really shot up in the world!”

“I didn’t do it for you!”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah-” Haoran swerved to avoid another car and Xiaotian grunted as his head slammed into the window. “Lie all you want babe. I know you still got the hots for me and I’m giving you the chance to prove it.”

Ugh, he wasn’t gonna let him go, was he?

Xiaotian once again tried to pick at the knots wrapped around his wrists. All he needed was his staff, because he certainly didn’t trust his ex’s driving enough to shrink, find a hole and slip out of. Haoran was sloppy with everything, from cleaning to lovemaking, so surely-

Oh come on. Were knots the one thing he cared about?

“-got a nice little place where we can lay low- HEY!”

The van screeched to a stop and Xiaotian yelped as he nearly toppled over. Haoran was yelling at someone before the driver door was wrenched open and a familiar red hand shot out and yanked the bear demon out. The next moment, the van door slid open. “Xiaotian!”

He craned his neck and grinned at the familiar green eyes. “Xiaojiao!”

“I am so sorry!” Xiaojiao apologized as she pulled out a switchblade and cut through the ropes. “I should’ve come sooner-”

“It’s not your fault,” Xiaotian sighed, hugging her. “I’m just glad you and Red are here.” The shouting was still going on. Curious, he glanced over and felt his face flush.

Right, Red was fucking hot. Especially now, as the demon prince, his bull form out and exposed, glared silently at the bear demon that dared to lay a hand on his Noodle Boy. When Haoran’s yelling and frantic struggle finally died down, Red finally spoke.

“Keep your hands off him.”

And just like that, Haoran was slammed into the pavement, left stunned in a him-shaped hole. Xiaotian froze as Red’s head shot in his direction, burning eyes boring into his skin and deep into his soul. Heat soared through him.

Gods, he was so handsome.

And strong, based on how easily he lifted Xiaotian up into his arms. “Are you okay?” he asked quietly, lightly bumping his forehead against his. “His stink is all over you.”

Xiaotian smiled, pressing a kiss to his nose, right above his pretty nose ring. “I’m good.” he sighed. “I’m lucky to have you.”

The first good decision in his history.

💚💛❤ • Dragonfruit and Trio sketch • ❤💛💚

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JJK Reverse Harem x chubby/fat reader

No. of words - (6,510)

Characters : Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Choso Kamo, Ryomen Sukuna

You can choose the reader to be 21+,25+, 30+ (really, it’s your choice)

Other characters are 25+

(Well, Sukuna and Choso are more than 1000+ and 150+ years old obviously)

Read the warnings before you click ‘read more’

CW : chubby/fat AFAB reader, they/them pronouns,fluff and not sfw, horny thoughts(wet dreams and fantasies), hurt/comfort, the harem being lil perverts, ooc Sukuna, occasionally(well…ykwim), mentions of feeding (not fetish or a kink, just affectionate gesture), oblivious! Reader, physical violence (not towards the reader), implied male masturbation, genitalia mention, the harem is fucking whipped for chubby reader, occasional bouts of public fatphobia, slight internalized fatphobia (if you squint), reader wears dresses/pants/skirts/thigh-highs etc, reader gets drunk, accidental striptease from reader, not beta read because why the fuck not, kinda rushed towards the end, AU because I said so and I wanna see them smile and be happy :”)

OK, as expected let’s just get into how all of these mfs became whipped for a chubby cutie like you

Disclaimer : all of them crave for your attention

Yeah, some people hide it better.

What am I talking about??? Some??

You know who’s hiding it better, the one who claims he doesn’t play favourites but yet always takes you to bookstores, restaurants, maybe an outing at yours or his favourite cafe with each of your desired items in front of you

Or one of the few people who he tolerates, well more like enjoys, because your presence is so pleasing and he turns so mushy wushy for you

The one who adores your warmth and softness against the coldness and roughness that the world possessed

Who loves to hold your chubby hand when you initiate the gesture, the only hint of him liking your affections being a brief dusting of pink across his sharp cheekbones

You already got the person, I know

Yep, exactly, it’s Nanami Kento

The stoic faced ex-businessman-turned-jujutsu sorcerer who absolutely adores the way your pretty eyes squeeze shut because whenever you smile, your chubby cheeks poof up making him want to absolutely cup your round face and kiss your breath away

But he won’t tho, because he knows he has competition :(

But he really really really really wants to make you his :(

His plump cutie who kisses him everytime he returns home from draining missions and let him ask to be smothered between your thick thighs

Or fuck, just sit on his sculpted face and let him pamper your supple body with his tongue fucking into your tight hole

Kento drowning in your essence and suffocating between your thighs is his go-to way to reach his climax when he has R-rated thoughts about you

He needs you so fucking bad it’s not even funny

Now, Gojo Satoru

Yeah, he’s a whore

But only for you :(

He absolutely digs it whenever a sliver of your skin is exposed

Your skirt rode up and now your doughy thighs are showing with cellulite just etched onto it??? He wanna grab and chomp

Your shirt rode up exposing your belly and stretch marks?? He wanna lick the rivulets on your skin and make your chubby self squirm until you beg that you want his sharp tongue somewhere else (your pussy)

Your shirt comes down a bit, exposing your bra-clad chest due to it being weighed down by water because it suddenly rained and you ran outside to frolic in it?? Suffocate his sculpted face between them, pls, he doesn’t wanna breathe :(

Getou Suguru, my artistic mans

Now I headcanon that Getou knows how to draw and sketch, so he spends a lot of time sketching your plump frame :(

Of course, he will never show you his sketchbook with only your pictures in it

But Gojo found it tho lmaoooo

The blue-eyed sorcerer relentlessly teased him for it too

Getou just huffed and took it away from his hands because well, it was you, wasn’t it?

He could never wanna tarnish you, not in pictures or face to face

You were his beloved muse, unbeknownst to you

Your enchanting smile, the way your clothes billow all over or stick to all your plush goodness

The way your chubby cheeks go smush when you rest them on your palm

The way your cute round toes wiggle when you place them on his lap

The way your supple calves jiggle when you walk (fucker walks right behind you, same as Gojo)

The way you hug his tall frame from behind (and Getou revelling in your softness) before he tickles the soft palms of your hands making you adorably squeal and run away

The way he wants to leave marks from his teeth and hands all over the expanse of your lush body

The way he fantasizes about it in the late nights while he languidly strokes his aching cock muffling his moans onto a pillow

Yeah, bby, he’s hooked into you

Ryomen Sukuna, the King of Curses

Yeah, he’s an ass towards you at first

Well, not mocking or making fun of your weight per say, more like telling you how he can handle you with just one hand thank you very much

You, in your good sense of humour, rarely pay any attention to the curse and the said curse was becoming desperate at this point lmaooo

Sukuna : If you are feeling scared to sit on me because you are worried about being heavy, honestly that's a joke in itself, heh! Well, just know that I can sit your ample form on my shoulders and run at an incredible speed. Or you know 👀👀

You, who is tryna drink water in peace and having no time for his BS : Shut up Sukuna, I will just sit on top of you!

Sukuna, very amused : Is that a promise, my lil chubby bunny?

Cue you, walking away from him fed up with his swag and shit while he stares at how your wide hips sway from side to side, tantalizing him

Sukuna is a jerk (affectionate), nonetheless.

Always grabbing you by the scruff of your neck with his big palms (like a mama leopard picking their cubs UWU) and admiring the squeak that comes out of your cute mouth while he pulls you closer to his smirking face

Thirsty ass boi ><

This mf is so sneaky, you never hear him coming up behind you

He literally pulls you towards him by wrapping his strong arms around your plush middle

He enjoys the way your softness trembles against his rock hard body

He really wants to see you squirm and whimper and just fucking moan under his touch when he pinches and squeezes every ounce of fat on your body

He doesn’t go that far, but settles for when he squishes your round cheeks making you pucker your lush lips at him, twinkling eyes staring up at his imposing figure

He is obsessed with watching your thick thighs jiggle whenever you wear shorts in his vicinity. Fucker bites his lips so hard. Looks like the fuckboi emoji if you catch him staring at you

Man has no shame at all lmaoooo

Especially when he indulges in his fantasies of him just eating you out from behind, suffocated by your ass and pillowy thighs and chubby mound that he ends up cumming on himself most nights……well, who am I kidding, it’s every night

Now Choso <3

He’s a lovely lovely man, ugh :(

So fond of you, always has a sprinkle of blush on his cheeks whenever you are in his vicinity

He adores your smiles, the way you slip your round hands into his calloused ones

The way you hold his face in your soft palms and caress his cheeks

The way you laugh around him, the way he observes how your supple body jiggles when you express your joy whether it was from a silly video on your phone, a book, seeing Gojo mess with Nanami and caresses your rounded sides making you settle back into the black haired man’s body (Nanami will pretend to be annoyed but then look over the newspaper just for him to melt when he sees you absolutely enjoying yourself, ugh :( he’s so whipped)

Or even if you fall asleep on Choso, he will maneuver your round frame in a way that you now lie on his chest

He’s so calmed down by your breathing

Fuck, you are so somft, and Choso just melts from the closeness that you naturally allowed in your own way

He is caressing the rolls over your clothes and relishes the warmth emanating from your plush body

You would feel much more ravishing when he turns you into a boneless pile of goo from how many times he made you cum

And I OOP-

0 to 100 real quick, Choso <3

Thank God, he has a blood manipulation technique so he is able to stave off his erection. For now

He will satiate his dirty thoughts about you riding him and kissing him tenderly before he takes control and proceeds to ravage you until you cry when he’s alone

He wants to spurt his cum over your belly and thick thighs

To make you cum until you are craving for him with your soul

To paint your chest with his capitulation, watching it roll down between the crevices of your body

He feels so guilty when he thinks about you like that, but as long as you don’t know about it, it’s fine, right?

You are one oblivious chubby bunny, oh my goodness

These fine-ass men are fighting tooth and nail for your attention and affection

You just chalk up their affection to their job because they are involved in a risky profession so they want to make use of their time with you

Living their best life as much as they can

They couldn't possibly be attracted to you, right?

WRONG

They are dead-set to have you in their lives, whether they emerge a winner or not, they want you to be in their life so bad

Bunny, they would pay you to get involved in every crevice of their lives

But of course, you don’t know shit about their competition so you just continue hanging out with them, as usual

Well, having one of them with you when hanging out is itself a guard dog situation. They will absolutely subtly glare at anyone who dared to approach you and ask for your number

Well, they can’t exactly blame the people either. You are just existing looking all soft and cute, with bountiful curves for days, turning interested heads wherever you go and they do nothing but silently fume T_T

But on the off chance, some dickhead or asshole dares to fat-shame you or give you weird looks because you happen to be eating or look at your phone or because of your attire (frankly why are people so concerned about what fat people wear, jeez!)

Or just walk up to you when you are coming out of the restroom

Well, often times you ignore and walk right past them to make way to your company and drag them away with you despite your companion telling you that they can kick the jerk’s ass

Lord, if someone makes you cry in public because of the sharp-edged brutalized insults…….rip to that person, you might as well order their coffin

Whether it’s a single person, like let’s just go with a one or two sentence elaboration

Nanami Kento - is READY TO FIGHT. He would squeeze the bastard’s shoulder and make them kneel on the ground in front of you and demand that they apologize to you. Nobody, and I mean, nobody makes his angel feel bad about themselves, especially for something such as physical appearance. He gives a final warning before pulling him up and pushing him out of your view. Gives you a hug and rubs your rounded shoulders to calm you down. Even presses his forehead against yours before placing a kiss there to make you smile.

Gojo Satoru - is MENACING. The moment he sees the incident he is already behind you giving the most scariest glare to the fucking bastard who dared to hurt the strongest sorcerer’s sweet lil mochi. Immediately grabs the attacker’s collar and threatens to apologize to his friend (love of his life, but let’s move on). The one who insulted you is trembling about to pee himself from how tight Gojo’s grip was. Gojo was this close to blasting their head off into the orbit before he heard a slew of apologies from the jerk’s mouth. Pushing him away, he grabbed you and glared at the dickhead one more time before he left with you. Places your head against his chest and rubs your back slowly and softly to subdue your cries.

Getou Suguru - is CALM but MENACING. His smile sends tremors through the bastard’s soul and before they even realize they are on the ground, their shoulders feeling heavy, their eyes watering. Getou calmly demands that they apologise lest he makes them suffer for even breathing with ill intentions towards you. Won’t stop until you hold his arms with your round hands and tells him to let go. Getou does let go but only after 30 seconds more all the while wiping your tears away with his slender fingers and kissing your chubby cheeks.

Ryomen Sukuna - yeah, that guy’s dead. No but seriously, the guy wouldn’t know what hit him before he’s flying into a wall. Before any more damage can be done, you are dragging Sukuna away from the scene. He wanted to go back and give a piece of his mind again but then he hears sniffles from his chubby bunny :( He abruptly stops walking, making you squeak and tumble back towards his strong body. Wrapping his arms around your waist, he mumbles into your neck that whatever that asshole said wasn’t true and that you are beyond his wildest definitions of an angel. Wipes your tears away and cups your chubby cheeks before nuzzling his nose against yours

Choso Kamo - Bruv, this man sees RED and proceeds to make him faint by manipulating his blood.He spikes the blood in his body and slightly drains the blood from his cranial area. Your chubby self is literally standing there shocked while the one who insulted you is lying on the ground. Choso just calmly walks towards you and holds his hand towards you, prompting you to step over the man. He would try to calm your tears down by rubbing your neck and kissing your forehead. He would start kissing your pudgy fingers and attempt to make you giggle by blowing on them. When you finally do giggle, he reminds you that as long as you let him, he would always be your knight in shining armour.

If it’s all of them…….yeah…..they gone bruh. You got this whole squad of bodyguards who are ready to just lie down on the ground just so you would step on them.

The moment anybody tries to cross with you, bro….yeah, they better run.

You got five pairs of eyes looking at the asswipe like they are about to turn him into ashes from their stare

Five very tall and strong men, ready to destroy and burn the world if it means that you are safe and happy, looking at this ratboi daring him, taunting him to say anything that would ruin your mood

The person scuttles away before even telling you anything

You are just perplexed on what just happened (bby just turn back, you will know the reason)

Back to fluff (and naughty bits)

As I have said before, Ryomen Sukuna is a menace.

You would be just chilling on the couch when the King of Curses plops down right beside you and stares at you

You are used to this behaviour so you pay him no attention and continues doing what you were doing whether that be looking through your phone, watching a movie or reading a book

He wants your attention, so what does he do, he picks your supple calves from the ground and places it on his lap

You just raise your eyebrow at him while he smiles and runs his nails on the sensitive skin making you shudder softly

Taking note of this, he will pull you closer and closer until he just lifts you and puts you on his lap

From then, he will knead your belly, your bulged out hips, your doughy thighs and even your plump arms

You will just sigh in glee and settle into him even more comfortably

Well, from what you have heard, Sukuna used to be a human before becoming the King of Curses

Maybe he was just craving what he may have lost on, to get a sense of familiarity maybe?

Yeah, that was it.

You were wrong.

Okay, well not completely wrong. But well, he wanted to know what parts on your round body made you squirm with delight

So he began poking and gently slapping your generous parts to watch them jiggle

Yeah man, he’s entranced by your jiggle. Not in a weird way, but just….he loved seeing how your fat bubbles between his fingers and well, he wished you were jiggling while you were underneath or above him as well. Oh yeah, he would be down for that.

Shit, nope, he can’t get hard now

Well, taking note of the soft pats and hits against your softness, you asked him what he was doing to which he just told you to mind your own business and blushed 50 different shades of red

You just giggled and laid against his chest before falling asleep shortly after

Nanami is the type to want you to sit on the counter while he makes food

Ever since you came into his life, he got the idea that peace is not necessarily only enjoying time alone but it can also be enjoying and cherishing time with people they love and care about as well

Well, in your case, you were pretty oblivious to his, well (not just his, you got a harem bby, did you forget?) affections towards you, he did take full advantage of it, in his own Nanami way

Cooking!! Bro, that’s his extension of his love for you

So, while you sit on the counter sneakily eating the tomatoes or cucumbers or carrots

Even a bit of the dessert or, knowing Nanami, desserts

Nanami knows but he still lets you get away with it because it’s you :(

If Gojo entered the kitchen Nanami tells him to go away lmaoo I am cryin-

Just straight up throws a spare apron towards the sorcerer and tells him to get out of the kitchen-

The scene makes you laugh making the tip of Nanami’s ears turn red

Clearing his throat, he turned towards you only to see you putting a lil dollop of whipped cream that you scooped with your forefinger

GODDDDDDDDDDD

You with your chubby cheeks and soft belly pooching out of your shorts :(

Your thick thighs spread on the counter like cookie dough, tempting him to sink his teeth into them :(

You are licking your pudgy fingers????? You like his food that much????

Let him just marry you already

Nanami is literally about to drool onto his pristine kitchen floor before he catches himself and focuses on the dish

You try to sneak one more lick of whipped cream when Nanami has his back turned to you, looking at the oven where the crème brûlées were coming on nicely

But before you could put in your mouth, Nanami suddenly caught your plump arms and he steps in so close that your bodies touch

He presses his forehead against yours while your eyes are wide open at his actions

You aren’t uncomfortable, this was just a side of Nanami that you hadn’t seen before

So bold and flirtatious

Nanami could feel the quick breaths against his skin making him automatically think whether you would give the same intensity and frequency of breaths if he had his face pressed against your cunt

This close to you, Nanami was a vision

His blonde eyelashes fluttering against his sculpted cheekbones

His sharp nose nudging against yours

His body hard against the soft contours of your body

He looked much more bigger pressed up against you

Nanami could almost feel your delectable body just pressed up ….ah-

He just pinches your chubby cheeks and leaves you flabbergasted on the counter

And yes, he does gladly feed you if you allowed him <3

Choso is a sweetheart <3

You had seen him when Yuuji introduced the man as his older brother

Your lush of expanse of skin had him hooked onto you

Your first meeting was a bit awkward because here was this man with space buns and a thin black line across his nose staring at you so intensely

He was looking at your cute belly in your crop top and thighs which were spilling out of your thigh highs

You were playing with your fingers and Choso just about melted on how round and soft they looked

He didn’t break eye contact until you did

But the image of your rubenesque body never left his mind

Choso was reminded of the artworks that he had seen in Getou’s room. The ones with the ladies who were full-figured and naked, or covered with a cloth that covered parts of their alluring body being admired or fonded over

Fast forward a few months, Choso can be seen cuddling you or you falling asleep on him as I have mentioned before

He loves it when you play with his hair and put flowers in it

But he especially loves it when you run your fingers through his long locks and plait his hair or put any YouTube hair styling content to practice

So far, you had done princess plait, French plaît, Fish plait, curled his hair (both with the rolls and with a curling iron), and sometimes even bridal styles too

He just sits on the floor between your thighs while you are seated on the couch letting you do whatever it is that you want to do with his hair

Choso just sits there contently trying to will down his thoughts of you caressing his scalp after he pleasures you and makes you tremble to the heavens as well

Horn Knee BOI uwu <3

Once again, he can hide his erection tho lmao

Getou Suguru mindlessly doodles on your soft arms sometimes :(

You don’t complain tho because he draws the prettiest flowers on you

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon be damned, you are the most gorgeous and sweetest flower anyone could find in this world

Getou always relishes the smile that you give him when your skin is adorned with his artwork

Could be a rose with a dagger on your forearm, jasmines on your pudgy fingers, a moon and stars on the back of your hand or a kitty cat on your thighs

He loves to doodle on you because sometimes you get so sensitive dsbasdhfdsvh

He is so :(

UGH, he’s so into you it burns his brain sometimes

You are incredibly ticklish too, so sometimes he just slowly crawls his fingers towards your most ticklish parts to feel you jiggle from your laughter :(

You sound so cute :(

It often makes him daydream whether you are the same when naked too :(

Your rolls, your belly, your neck and your thighs are the prime targets of his tickling

He wonders whether you giggle if he presses and leaves nips all over your succulent body as well

Oh my God, that would be so fucking cute :( Stop, he can’t even-

Another member of the team ‘Play with my hair and I will be yours forever <3’

Let him lay on your lap and close his eyes while your fingers run through his hair

Babes, he is in heaven trust me <3

He literally presses his face against your warm belly, indulging in the feeling of your skin against his :(

Jeez, whipped much?

Gojo Satoru, another menace <3

Again, it’s all to grab your attention <3

Wants to pamper you and love you and smother you and kith you and bite you and-

He just daydreams about squeezing and biting all your squishy parts and loving you and doting over you, ugh ‘m sick :(

Whenever he hugs you he loves that there is so much to grab onto.

If you wear a crop top in front of him, rip to his braincells

He always notices that your belly jiggles at the slightest touch and movement, and your muffin top omggggg

Your love handles are so squishy :(

He could grab onto those while he places your plump form onto his face, couldn’t he?

Make tears stream down your face but he may keep going until you are this close to passing out, with drool coming out of your pretty mouth

And smack that ass if he feels you lifting yourself up from his face because YOU thought that YOU would be too much for him to handle

He doesn’t have those big hands for nothing, he is gonna fold you <3

And your stretch marks T_T please he just wants to trace and let him allow you to be content with the lines on your body

Satoru always grabs a handful of your fat whenever he cuddles with you ugh he’s so whipped for you, shut up

He’s a such a menace when he steals your long sleeved shirts so you have to walk around in spaghetti strap tops giving him more than an eyeful at your chest

He ADORES making you laugh from his incessant behaviour towards Nanami. It’s mutual between the three of you that it’s in good faith but the way your pretty eyes glimmer when you know that something mischievous is about to happen before shortly bursting into a loud laugh makes him laugh too

This bitch might as well record your laugh and hear it from time to time based on how much he adores nuzzling into you to make you giggle and squeal

Pinches your chubby cheeks :(

Even nibbles on them to annoy you :(

He even makes sure to buy you sweets and trinkets, well whatever reminds him of you, he is gonna buy it

I mean, he bought a LOT of hentai with people having really similar body shapes as you and yeah, that’s been his fap material for a while

If Gojo found Getou’s sketchbook, Getou finds Gojo’s BBW porn collection lmaooo

They just stood in Gojo’s room pointing at each other like that one spiderman meme

Hanging out with all of them together? Yeah, bby their focus is on you

If you happened to wear a dress, with your belly pressing against the elastic the moment your attention is diverted or get up to get a drink, they need to subtly adjust their pants

Sukuna leans down to your ear and tickles your neck when you come back and others are just 😠

Like, how dare Sukuna grab your attention???

But here’s the thing tho, your dress is mid-length, short sleeved and your thighs are just out there hhhnnngggg

Thick jiggly juicy thighs

The way they take up a bit more space when they spread out

How squeezable they are, how soft and wonderful they are to stroke and grab at and leave marks on it and bite so deep into it

It makes them wanna sink their fingers into them

You really out here looking like the reincarnation of Venus and these poor souls are waiting to get one crumb of your attention pls-

They wanna worship you please! Notice them you oblivious chubby baby!

If these mfs had a secret twitter account, all of their taglines would be ‘THICCCCC SUPREMACY’

These mfs mostly fall asleep on you, claiming that it was fluffier than any bed that they lay on

Your muffin top tho!!!

Bby, lemme tell you, all of them are absolute menaces for your love handles

Like how aptly named, isn’t it?

Perfect handfuls, so soft and so adorable

They are so damn cute that they will either sleep on them or squeeze them

Squeeze your love handles for world peace

That’s what goes through their mind lmao fuck it-

The way your wide hips have them hypnotised gooD LoRD

Nothing like a thick soft belly to match some thick soft hips

I mean, if your shirt rides up while you are napping on anyone’s couch or even your own couch, there’s a 500% or more chance that they wanna bury their faces in it

Dimples!!!!!!! Dimples on thighs!!!! Cellulite!!!

LET THEM BITE

On God, they wanna bite and leave marks bro-

So somft and plush, fuckkkkk

Wanna dig their fingers into them while you tremble and quiver from your cries

Just ruin them already hoover damn

Mfs wants to sink their lips into your belly!

Glide their tongues over the stretch marks, bite your belly hang

Grab onto all your squishy parts and go ‘heart eyes motherfucker’ when they spill out of their hands too :(

They wanna press themselves against you, feel your fat around them, enveloping them PLS-

If they get a chance to cuddle you, they will TAKE it

Napping with someone as soft and doughy as you, cracking jokes with someone as sweet and compassionate as you, hearing your breathy giggles before your tiredness overtakes you while they watch how your eyes flutter close :(

Using your chest, belly, legs or whatever as pillows is so super comfortable T_T

They feel so safe and at home with you, I wanna cry

The belly grabbers (Sukuna, Gojo and Getou) always make you giggle because as I have said before, you are very sensitive and ticklish

You ask them to be a bit more sensitive but they pretend to not heed that and just nuzzle into your neck

They leave after softly pinching your thighs lmao

Nanami and Choso are out here gently poking your belly and your cheeks to make you smile

Naw, they are not making fun of your weight bby

THEY WOULD NEVER, NOBODY WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

They are just in awe and adoration at how squishy and warm it is

Whenever you cuddled, they kindly wrap their arms around your soft torso and caresses your belly until you fall asleep uwu

Soft belly, soft tiddies, soft thighs, soft ass and soft heart

Can they just have you as theirs already UGH PLS T_T

Your round face makes you look like a cherub and all your fat makes you look so youthful and innocent :(

Your chubby lil fingers feel like fucking baby cashmere and they adore it when you caress their face and grab their hand to hold

Your toes look like lil marshmallows hhng, they wanna paint your nails and massage your legs and rub cocoa body butter on them :(

Actually wants to rub cocoa butter all over you, just let them do it already ><

Your FUPA is their weak spot, their catalyst, I said it

They want to leave kisses on your FUPA so bad, it’s not even funny

Wanna b i t e, wanna n i b b l e, wanna s q u e e z e, wanna g r a b, wanna d r o o l, wanna s m a c k all over that plush mound that you carry with you stop-

If you ever bent over in front of them to pick up something from the ground, yeah game over, they dead bruv

They way your shorts rode up till the lower curve of your ass cheeks, the way your thighs flexed as you picked up the item from the ground, the way you walk away with you adjusting your shorts to not give yourself a wedgie, the way everyone’s eyes zeroed in on your stretch marks and freckles and birthmarks while you bent down and even while you were walking away, your thighs going 💞 jiggle jiggle💞

BABE GET THESE MEN CPR NEOW

All of them love to squish your soft cheeks :(

They wanna KITH

It makes them laugh from the cute expressions your face can exhibit

You’re so fucking pretty and so adorable they could just eat you up T_T

Gets handful of your sumptuous thighs whenever Gojo/Getou/Sukuna gives you piggyback rides

Choso and Nanami carry you princess style because they like seeing your face all smiley and then pressing your cheeks against their heart <3

They also feel up your rolls and waist dips oop-

Babe, when they first offered to lift you up, you straight up ran away thinking that you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in case you were ‘too heavy’

BINCH YOU THOUGHT

They literally lift you up like a kid picks up a teddy bear and proceeds to not let you put your foot on the ground for hours

LMAO they are strong as fuck, don’t even bother tryna say no when they wanna lift you up

Just stand there and let them have their fill <3

If you wear someone else’s clothes because you woke up from sleeping and you found a sweater laying on your bed (how convenient)

Baby, the moment you enter into the kitchen and stretch your arms upwards

And your pudgy belly pokes out from the bottom of the shirt gooDBYE

They have ascended

Other than Nanami, most of them take your sweaters and shirts for themselves because it smells like you and it’s so big on their forms T_T

It’s so soft too, stop :(

Nanami would love to wear your clothes, especially your sweaters and shirts but he always asks because he is a gentleman and he likes it when you take his hoodies too

The others like it when you take their clothes too!!

Always makes sure to buy in larger sizes so you can take it for yourself and feel happy in it

They ares so sweet towards you I am gonna cry-

One time, they accompanied you to a cat cafe

You were wearing a peach dress that ended just above your knees

Babes, thank god you were excited at the prospect of going to the said cat cafe with your friends because the way they thirsted over you whew

The swish of your dress exposes your thighs to them more than they expected and the way it accentuated your chest, fellas get them a drink now!!!

The moment you settled down in the cafe, cats just walked up to you and you just awed

And baby, the amount of pictures that they took of you have no ends omg-

Gojo is straight up lying on the ground to get every angle and you are trying not to laugh so loud at the poses that he is making to take your pic (bitch is balancing himself on one hand to take insta worthy shorts <3)

Nanami is over there ‘head in hands, that’s the love of my life’ crisis (he is also taking multiple pictures)

Getou is the one who is piling more cats on you (even taking selfies and other pictures)

Sukuna is BIG, standing at almost 7ft tall (i am sweating through my cooch-)

Like at first he opposed to come with you but then your eyes teared up and you were about to gloomily walk away

God, he felt so bad :(

“Fine, fine I will go with you jeez, stop crying :(“

He seems to be having so much fun from the way the kitties keen for his touch cuz he got them nails (he will trim them down if he gets you iykwim)

Choso!!! Is!!! Melting!!!!

Cats come up to him too and he is laying his head on your soft shoulder and scritching the black cat that is currently having their paws on your chest looking up at you and sniffing your double chin <3

Kittens are napping and making biscuits on your belly and you are over there giggling :(

You sound like an angel, let them KITH YOU PLS-

They had never been so jealous of cats LMAO

The cats are out here getting caressed and kissed???

And having their cheeks pinched??? And getting scritches???

As if you don’t give them kisses too EYE-

But now that they have photos of you being affectionate with the lil creechers, you bet they are fighting amongst themselves to get those pics

Because the cats were rubbing their head against your thicccc thighs and well, they had more than an inkling that they would also behave the same way too

Another time you went to a bar dressed in the sexiest silk red short-sleeve shirt, short black skirt and black stockings with thigh garters binch!!!

Bro, your fat spilling out of those stocking made their brains melt from their ears

You are in the VIP area, courtesy of Gojo <3

Well, even more of a private area because your group got a private bartender too

One drink led to another and now here you are, skin hot, inhibitions a bit awry

These five men are like a bit concerned, well Gojo is not that concerned since he was the one who kept handing you shot after shot

You are so giggly and like flirting with them like

“Youuu guysss are soooooo handsomeeee, d’you like me tooooo?”

You are playing with their hair and they are just over there tryna be respectful and shit but by God you are so tempting when you let yourself relax like that

“Am I prettyyyy? Am I not prettyyyy? :(“

You are over there babbling with your dazed out eyes and tugging on their clothes

Gojo is just T_T

You are supposed to flirt with him what happened T_T

The bartender walks away to attend a call and oh my god

Before they know it, you are on the bar counter, you have already unbuttoned the buttons of your shirt giving them more than an eyeful at your ample bosom

Gojo goes 👀😏

Choso is over here looking like the Robert Pattinson standing awkwardly meme, even more red and sweating

Nanami turns beet red and immediately covers you with his coat

You are giggling and grabbing his tie going, “Nanamiiiinnnnn, Na-na-na-namiiinnnn, Nanamini, can I pat your butt? Pwease :(“

Sukuna already has your supple form hauled over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and now you are patting his ass to the beat of ‘Sexy Back’ singing slurred

Getou shot your ass patting antics the entire way back to your apartment

LMAO they are roasting you after

But they keep quiet about the strip tease, because that will stay a secret with them forever

That’s for their eyes only <3

If you buy something for them, they are treasuring it and cherishing it with their life

Might be a book, a plushie, an article of clothing, any jewellery or even some random greeting cards, fucking even music playlists that reminds you of them

Like you may put playlist titles like ‘My one and only menace Gojo <3’/ ‘Bread Daddy Nanamin B)’/’My Rapunzel Boi Getou’/’My Favorite Catboi Choso’/’My Big Stronk Suku-na-na-na-naaaa’ and send them songs

Baby their hearts go DOKI-DOKI

DOKI-DOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You are so bubbly and your joy and kindness is something that they always look forward to

One of the best things about you (as if all of them aren’t the best things) is the way your joy reverberates all around you. As I have said before, when you laugh, you jiggle and that happiness physically moves the people around you T_T

Babes, they are so in love with you, just kiss them already 💓

Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated, thank you <3

Also Happy New Year to you guys 💗💗

I hope you all get the chance to recover from your past year(s), seek help, get the support and have the courage to be yourself again 💕💕