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they would have been besties and she would have slayed in this scene šš
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Finally played this game (watched as my neighbour did all the work while i chose between bonus doors)
This two are my favs, their vibes are good
I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~
NEED!
Twitter OP is the one making them, by the way.
Your Straight Venomous series brought joy to my shriveled little heart. š If you are taking requests could you please do something with bat fam about how they would navigate finding out the grumpy coroner who helps them on cases, and they pine over is a vampire (wears sunglasses constantly, always hangry, routinely dents drywall, drinks weird red smoothies) and they have to help the poor dear overcome her beastly nature and only they can help her yadda delusional but well intentioned yadda
A/N: Okay so happy to hear youāre enjoying my work thank you so so much for your comments šā¤ļø Tw//blood, dead bodies mentioned, canon typical violence, I hope you enjoy this was so fun to Write!! Aged upĀ Damian as always
So big bad Bruce is the first of our yans to fall and it has a lot to do with your mysterious/grumpy nature
He seeās himself in you a bit, with all the brooding and the solitude
You had a reputation amongst the medical community, poor attitude, never socializing, but your knowledge on the subject of death was unmatched so he sought you out one day
Most people try to butter up the dark knight but not you, you treated him as any other, if not an occasional nuisance, which only deepened his ever growing interest
It isnāt easy to distract a man like Bruce, but you did. He spends a lot of time trying to figure you out, sure heās met people unaffected by death and dead bodies before but youāre on a different level
You haul cadavers around like itās nothing, discus decay and rot like itās the weather, and he could have sworn heās seen you bend a scalpel in a moment of frustration.
Soon Dick hears about you and just has to check you out, it wasnāt often Bruce spoke of āwork friendsā so you had to be something special right? First time he stops by is just for an introduction but he ends up to enamored with your cool collected vibe he stays until your shifts up
Dickie boy has no idea somethingās up with you beside the fact that your snark and demeanor got him kicking his feet at the thought of ya, reminds you of a gnat in the way heās always around. He tried to play it off as work in the beginning but eventually dropped the charade to hang out, he starts bringing you lunch
Heās looks so heartbroken when you donāt eat and as annoying as he is you indulge him with a few sips of coffee now and then, if only to get that kicked puppy look off his face. Heād always ask you what you wanted to eat and each time youād give him a shrug muttering something about a strict diet
When he finds out he goes from offering take out to offering himself, comically draping his body across the cold table, his fingers teasing across his veins, his face would be like āšā the whole time
He asks Tim to give him access to the cameras in your workspace, just trying to see who heās working with he says(yeah right)
Easily enough Tim has access to you at anytime and it starts off as a pure curiosity thing, then he finds himself watching you during his free time, fascinated with your peculiar habits, growing more and more frustrated, because all too quickly the screen wasnāt enough, he needed to be in the room
It comes to a head for dear Timmy when he sees you take Dick up on one of his many offers, your mouth latched to his wrist and despite the grainy footage, he could see the enjoyment on Dickās face. Definitely breaks the mug he was holding because why does he get to have all the fun?
The whole undead thing doesnāt phase him nearly as much as you feeding on his predecessor, and not for the reasons youād think like heās up and down jealous
Introduces himself officially to you not long after, out of everyone heās the person with the same sleep schedule as you, leaving ample room for late night bonding but unlike them he doesnāt bother with the āIām here for work thingā he befriends you as Red Robin and as soon as he can heās confessing his identity, hoping his baring of the soul will lead to your own
Sure he already knows everything but he wants to hear it from your mouthš„ŗ
Bruce confronts you one day, having long since put the pieces together, stresses the idea that youāre safe with him and how heās on your side, that heād help you in anyway as long as you werenāt running around killing folks, the blood drinking does cause him unease only because if anyone else caught on heās sure youād be targeted.
Your assurance doesnāt do much to quell his anxieties, because yes you know what youāre talking about, it didnāt take him long to discover your nature, so whoās to say no one else will?
Is adamant in you not killing, when you explain that you source your food from your job he unclenches a bit, but not much
He wonāt be satisfied until youāre living at the manor where he can keep a watchful eye on you but you donāt need to know that until he has your room ready
In the midst of all this Jason stumbles into your life quite literally. You found him in an alleyway drawn to the thick sent of blood in the air, he was leaned against the trash, his helmet still on, and with a sigh you hauled him over your shoulder and brought him to work
It took a few sips of your blood for his body to start to mend and he awoke soon after. You werenāt worried about him turning since heād need to die immediately after consuming it but I digress
You were the last thing he seen before he knocked out, and the first thing he seen waking up, you hit him with a āGlad youāre not dead now beat it.ā and a small smirk and the man was a goner
He tries to repay you in many ways, one by not being nosey but come on could you blame him? Not only did you lift him like he was nothing but his wounds were completely gone, he figured you were just a meta with healing abilities and that was good enough for him
Another way is he appoints himself your personal bodyguard, at first watching from a distance, just making sure his guardian angel was safe, and then he seen Bruce leaving your office one night and positively looses it
How dare he try to creep up on the best thing in Jasonās world??š” you were his Angel(like bae youāre the one late to the party but go off ig)
He storms in about to demand how you know the old bastard and warn you about him only to see you necking the fuck out a blood bag, Iām talking fangs out eyes glowing, you should have been terrifying but he has stars in his eyes
Youāre exhausted at this point just dying to go home and sleep it all off when in storms Red (in all his excitement he forgot to introduce himself so itās his name in your head) and just when you think youāre gonna have to eat a vigilante heās throwing off his helmet and lecturing you about āFuckinā around with that old manā and how you were bound to be caught and how heād have you thrown in Arkham for your nature and-
You tuned him out, slowing blinking at the man, because to you this was your second meeting, and he sounded genuinely concerned about your well-being, you chocked it up to saving him and brushed all his worries off with a shrug
āI think I can handle the Bat Red.ā
His lil heart went boom at the nickname and heās in full on question mode
āHow often do you uh, eat?ā As often as I want āDo you burn in the sun?ā No but it is uncomfortable āDo you want some of me?ā Uh sure
And just like that you have three people practically begging to be your food, sure having this many people know your secret was dangerous but you had a feeling they werenāt about to rat you out
Damian is our last domino to fall and itās entirely Bruceās fault.
He tried and succeeded for a while, at keeping you away from Damian, not because he didnāt trust you, but he knew his son well enough to know heād see you as the threat you were.
Bruce knew Damian wouldnāt trust you and may even expose you, so he kept it on the low.
But one cannot simply hide something from the Damian Wayne
He knows somethingās up with his family and he intends to get to the bottom of it.
Heās overheard his father and Alfred making plans to build something, some sort of containment room, heās seen the hearts in Graysonās eyes when he spoke of his ānew friendā when Tim was around his eyes were glued to his phone, torn between watching something and eagerly texting someone Jason had stopped coming around the manor, granted he wasnāt there a lot but to ghost them like that? Something was up
He manages to tail his father one night, blending in seamlessly with the shadows, lurking like the goblin he is, only to be disappointed
You were just some coroner. A random citizen with nothing of note on your record. You were utterly normal and he left with more questions than answers. Is all but ready to abandon this investigation until he spots Grayson sliding in through one of the windows
And Drake showing up at 2 in the morning out of costume
And Todd walking you home.
He knew he needed to find an opening to size you up in person but damn was it hard with someone at your side constantly. He was surprised they hadnāt run into one another considering they didnāt go a day without visiting.
And as if the heavens were listening his father was called away for league business, Grayson was reluctantly pulled to Bludhaven, Drake was watching one half of Gotham while Damian was entrusted the other, and Todd was nowhere to be seen.
Almost like the city knew the Knight was out of town, all the crazies were out and about, heād been working his way through the streets, calling in a few arrest here and there before finding himself at your office.
You lift your head at him surprised at his entrance but also having met the rest, you figured heād find his way to you one way or another.
āYouāre that Robin guy right? What do you want.ā You sighed out sure he was here for a case.
He glared at you through his mask, his hands firm at his side as he strode to the reception desk you sat behind.
āHere on official business. I have questions and demand answers. Itās in your best interest to comply.ā
āOh you demand them?ā You laughed āOkay Iām in a good mood, what can I do for ya.ā The way you were absolutely unbothered got under his skin fast but before he could start his interrogation the chaos from outside spilled in the room in the form of three armed idiots in ski maskās.
The threat on the manās lips died out as he stared at the brooding man before him. His eyes widened but he cleared his throat
āNobody do nothinā stupid, we just want the money and everybody gets to go home nice and alive.ā You shared a look with Robin as if to say āare these mfās seriousā before the man was pointing his gun at you
You couldnāt help but laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation. āDude we donāt even have a register in here, why hit a morgue of all places?ā A genuine smile found its way to your face as you hoped over the counter, only being stopped by the arm suddenly thrown across your chest.
āWe were in the middle of a conversation, so Iāll make this quick. You stay back.ā He left no room for arguments and no sooner than the words left his lips was he disarming the first man, definitely breaking his nose as he easily disassembled the weapon. The other two looked at each other before taking aim
Damian turned to take cover and throw you back behind the table only to find you missing, the first shot rang out just barely missing him, the second definitely hit something but it wasnāt him, through the smoke and rubble of what used to be your desk he could make out the screams of the assailants, only for them to be cut short.
Leaping up from his crouched position he took in the sight of you dropping one of them, the body sliding down the wall left a trail of red behind it, the remaining man was slumped at your feet, his expression twisted permanently into a scream. His brows furrowed
now he was sure something was wrong with you but underneath that and the bitterness of taking his chance to show off, was gratitude, youād taken a shot for him- holy shit you took a shot for him.
The only evidence of this was the bloodied hole in the side of your shirt, he watched you crack your neck before leaning down with a groan, your glasses had been destroyed in the little scuffle much to your annoyance.
āOkay so where were we? You had some questions right?ā Youād say nonchalantly picking up both bodies and making your way down into the morgue. And despite his instincts heād follow you down, more curious than ever.
Youād answer every question he had with honesty, unashamed of your nature, and happy to share your thoughts and feelings as his questions never seemed to stop.
From that day forward heād begrudgingly pop in to see you, telling you he was only there to make sure you didnāt lose it one day, and if you did heād be the one to put you down, but you both knew he wanted to be there
Is both disgusted and disappointed you havenāt asked him to feed like,,, yuck heād never but also how dare you not ask he knows heād taste good š”
Donāt ever let him find out you feed on the others as he will pitch a full blown man-fit
Once they realize theyāre all pining after the same dark creature itās pure anarchy at first, then Bruce makes the wise suggestion that youāre safer with them all working together rather than separate and sorry babes but youāre d o n e
You only ever get your food from one of them, they refuse to let you kill(not that you were out here doing itš) and take shifts accompanying you, bidding their time until itās safe to take you home
if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen
everyone else fought me i just expected you were going to fight me too
me frm 2016 lookin @ me frm 2022
One time when I worked at the Dollar Tree a man came in with a little boy and he said to me, āThis is my adopted son. Heās autistic.ā
He told me this story. āWhen he got to be about 4 years old his mother realized he was growing up autistic and she didnāt want to raise him any more. So she drove out to the middle of nowhere and pulled over on the side of the highway and put him out of the car. On her way back in to town she was driving behind a van with a two story ladder tied on top. The ladder got loose and slid through her windshield, killing her instantly. They found her head in the backseat.ā
I was like š¶ āyour total is 13.95ā