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“At first I thought it was a design flaw… the builders adding a 0 by mistake and extending the floor 10 times its intended length… but as I walked towards the toilet I found that it seemed to be getting further and further away… I started walking faster… feet turn to miles but I don’t seem to be getting closer… I’m running now and the end of the bathroom is getting farther and farther out of sight, I’m sprinting at full speed, the dull need to use the restroom is now a burning pain throughout my entire body, it’s so far. How long have I been running? Every step I take sends a wave of fire through my core. It HURTS!!!! The agony continues and builds with each passing step, what was once a simple task has evolved from a bathroom break to begging permission to lay down and die. I’m progressing solely because to stop now would invalidate all the pain I’ve felt since not just entering the hallway but through my entire life…

And suddenly everything peaks and for a fraction of a second the world is still… And then the toilet reappears on the horizon… It’s getting closer again, the pain is starting to numb… my pace is slowing and the deep agony within me is transforming into neutral complacency… Running turns to walking, Miles back to Feet… And then I’m there… the end of the hallway…

I open the toilet lid and unzip my fly…

I don’t feel like peeing…

I'm always shitting in locations like this

THE SWAMP IS SUCKING OUT HIS BRAAAAAAAAIN!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

In 2016, I have made a post about how in Super Mario Galaxy, whenever Mario sinks into a swamp, his head shrinks to allow his arm and hand to reach out of the swamp without his head being in the way. Normally, this cannot be seen in-game as it occurs below the surface, and requires external tools to move the game's camera.

If Mario sinks into the swamp after hitting the edge of a platform in the manner shown in the footage, a desync of the animation will occur whereby it will activate while Mario is still almost completely visible. This allows the shrinking of his head to be seen in-game.

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This is kinda your territory so figured I’d share it with you.

In the German dub the Gloink queen calls the gloinks: uzi , v and cyn

​i found this out through Ayy lmaos video on hidden Easter eggs in the tadc eps 4

Original video linked below ⬇️

You’ve gotta make your bed with the sheets REALLY tight

And then you just Sliiiiiide in… off to dreamland :)

Wish I could hop into my bed like they do in paper marlio

He totally did this didn’t he :)

this is what happened right

Tried to shut a door today, and the knob popped off…

I feel like I’m in a “point & click” or something… the only difference is I put this back and in a “point & click” i would’ve used this to perform open heart surgery on an alien fish in the back of a polka -dotted sports car…

Sorry, but I can’t unsee this

NO MORE FALSE PRIMES

no effects version!

Fascinating…

All the buttons accompanied by labels that I don’t understand cause they’re too small & I’m American…

I like this thing…

NTT MC-D8 Public Telephone (Japan, 2016) // CGI model by Mei Kawamura

Finally returning to tumblr! And what better way to return than with a small comment about a Pizza Hut!

So I’m in El Salvador on vacation, but I’m originally from the STATES. And I’m not a big “Pizza Hut” kinda guy.

But you crave whatcha crave… and when we get there it’s got a-

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