“At first I thought it was a design flaw… the builders adding a 0 by mistake and extending the floor 10 times its intended length… but as I walked towards the toilet I found that it seemed to be getting further and further away… I started walking faster… feet turn to miles but I don’t seem to be getting closer… I’m running now and the end of the bathroom is getting farther and farther out of sight, I’m sprinting at full speed, the dull need to use the restroom is now a burning pain throughout my entire body, it’s so far. How long have I been running? Every step I take sends a wave of fire through my core. It HURTS!!!! The agony continues and builds with each passing step, what was once a simple task has evolved from a bathroom break to begging permission to lay down and die. I’m progressing solely because to stop now would invalidate all the pain I’ve felt since not just entering the hallway but through my entire life…
And suddenly everything peaks and for a fraction of a second the world is still… And then the toilet reappears on the horizon… It’s getting closer again, the pain is starting to numb… my pace is slowing and the deep agony within me is transforming into neutral complacency… Running turns to walking, Miles back to Feet… And then I’m there… the end of the hallway…
I open the toilet lid and unzip my fly…
I don’t feel like peeing…
I'm always shitting in locations like this
You can only reblog this today.
Tried to shut a door today, and the knob popped off…
I feel like I’m in a “point & click” or something… the only difference is I put this back and in a “point & click” i would’ve used this to perform open heart surgery on an alien fish in the back of a polka -dotted sports car…
Sometimes I think about the age old question when it comes to mind readers.
“If two mind readers read each others minds, who’s minds are they reading?”
And looking back, it doesn’t make sense, wouldn’t they just react to each others thoughts as they’re reading? Y’know like there’s the thoughts that you’re reading and then your reaction to those thoughts…
I guess that’s how telepathic communication works.
Oho but I am
Reblog with your score
Finally returning to tumblr! And what better way to return than with a small comment about a Pizza Hut!
So I’m in El Salvador on vacation, but I’m originally from the STATES. And I’m not a big “Pizza Hut” kinda guy.
But you crave whatcha crave… and when we get there it’s got a-
McHekkin Playplace
So the other day I went on a little trip down the old memory lane, and I remembered a particular show I used to watch all the time as a kid on boomerang back when cable was a thing… a little show called
Oh boy did this show have me by the shirt collar, I couldn’t get enough…
Anyway fast forward to yesterday, and I’m diving into the old memory box, scouring the internet for some info so I could perhaps rewatch it, when low and behold I find out they “rebooted” it in the 90s as this
Now I was fully prepared to experience the classic “show ruined by lazy reboot trend” we’ve seen time and time again. But to my surprise it’s actually quite enjoyable. A shame there’s only 13 episodes, (around 7 mins each). Or at the very least that’s all I’ve managed to find. It’s a lovely retelling of one of my favorite shows…
I do have one… slight comment… it’s nothing really just… a small statement about… episode 4… The Queen Bea episode… why is it so… “charged”?
I’m not complaining but… idk how to process this scene…
Behold a screenshot of Me playing PVZ heroes
I think this was the last time I felt like I was “good” at this game. But then you know how it is…
You hit a sour streak and try online matches, earning card packs and doing missions but still you keep losing over and over and it’s probably because you don’t have enough cards to make legitimate strategy decks but you’re not gonna shell out $20 bucks for a mobile game. So you just throw yourself at it over and over again. Burning yourself into it because it would be a waste to quit so far in…
They should make this a physical board game, it’s good.
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