*talking Abt Dominic Fike* “the Dishes Would Be Folded” - @r7leee

this was said during a six-hour-long facetime btw

“so i turn my head and i see lesbians eating pussy” - @r7leee

i have a deep ache, a wound

i don’t know who gave it to me

but it wasn’t you

but it still hurts

that much is true

i cant find the broken pieces of me

in anyone, let alone, in you

shout out to all of my future roommates who r gonna have to live with my neurodivergent ass

PSA for all of my amateur home bakers: try the cake recipe on the back of the hershey’s cocoa powder container right the FUCK now

i love me when the 80mg of adderall wears off like??? she’s so chatty for no reason god bless.

istg i am this 👌 close

girl this is dangerous i’m gonna be putting shit in your ask box 24/7

anyway dominic fike x omar apollo fic collab when

1) go ahead god knows im awake @ ungodly hours

2) idc u tell me

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

she bonka on my kwonk til i *perry the platypus noise*

Hello Deadpool and Wolverine fandom

I'd like to bring this golden post back in light of the Honda Odyssey scene