She Bonka On My Kwonk Til I *perry The Platypus Noise*

@r7leee

girl this is dangerous i’m gonna be putting shit in your ask box 24/7

anyway dominic fike x omar apollo fic collab when

1) go ahead god knows im awake @ ungodly hours

2) idc u tell me

i love me when the 80mg of adderall wears off like??? she’s so chatty for no reason god bless.

Hello Deadpool and Wolverine fandom

I'd like to bring this golden post back in light of the Honda Odyssey scene

shout out to all of my future roommates who r gonna have to live with my neurodivergent ass

this was said during a six-hour-long facetime btw

“so i turn my head and i see lesbians eating pussy” - @r7leee

sure why not

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

yall tumblr freaks are way more prurient than i was expecting, but honestly? im so here for it.

PSA for all of my amateur home bakers: try the cake recipe on the back of the hershey’s cocoa powder container right the FUCK now